boatone
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Answers in a post please ...... 
What would you like for Xmas ?
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Vallich
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Answers in a post please ......
Thanks that's very generous of you. Let me know how much you've got to spend on my present and I'll send you a list.
Thanks again...
byron
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I'd like the young lady from behind the Perfume Counter in Harrods please. I promise to wash her down before I return her.
boatone
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You need to be a little more specific, Byron. I believe there are quite a few of them at this time of year !
(and anyways, could you cope? )
byron
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OK it's the Redhead with the fake freckles and impeccable make-up, great sense of humour, she laughed at all my quips and helped me pack away the gallons of perfume she sold me.You need to be a little more specific, Byron. I believe there are quite a few of them at this time of year !
Flynnbarr
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After just seeing a mobility scooter for sale on here.....
What I would like for Xmas is some younger members on here
What I would like for Xmas is some younger members on here
peterandjeanette
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Does Mrs B1 know that you are on familiar terms with the young ladies on the perfume counter at Harrods?
Or have I spoiled her Christmas surprise?
I can confirm that YT knows them all !!
Or have I spoiled her Christmas surprise?
I can confirm that YT knows them all !!
byron
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The Eileen knows nothing of my secret love for another. Nor does she know of the perfumes which I will probably give to someone else. Probably Chris Seeney the new Commodore of the Oxford Ditch as it pays to keep in with those in power.
woozy-UK
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2013 has been a terrible year. My father passed away, a pet dies, i lost my job, grounded my yacht and lost the rudder, car got vandalized, aunt has a brain hemmorage, i start a new job which is a daily nightmare. now i find out i have to have a tooth surgically removed as it has an abscess.
so for xmas as i am absolutely shattered i want time off. but we are only given the 3 days off.. xmas day, boxing day and new years eve.
buh humbug!
im 38 years old going on to 90..
though i know theres always other in a worst position
so for xmas as i am absolutely shattered i want time off. but we are only given the 3 days off.. xmas day, boxing day and new years eve.
buh humbug!
im 38 years old going on to 90..
though i know theres always other in a worst position
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byron
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Hopefully 2014 will be better for you, they could hardly be worse. My sympathies for what they're worth.
apollo
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Sorry to hear that, hope next year picks up for you
oldgit
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Overcome by the spirit of Christmas have given all the workers in OG Saltmines Plc the morning of the 25th off. !
boatone
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Hmmmm ...... may have been a little hasty ... or are you going to cook Xmas Dinner yourself?
byron
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We can't have him here for Lunch as we have already bought a Turkey.
funinthesun
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World peace and clean lock walls
oldgit
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Off down to my daughters for dinner.
You get presents, fed for free and no tedious washing up.
To add icing on the cake you can get the grandkids overexcited and tetchy before promptly clearing off back home to a quiet tidy house and a relaxing snooze on the settee after your very tiring day.
Result or what !
apollo
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Answers in a post please ......
The EA to grow a pair and charge all the other freeloaders to use the river, sorry just woken up from day dream
boatone
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I am afraid you must still be daydreaming, Mike. It ain't going to happen. In fact it is looking as if the C&RT option might actually have been the right way to go. Unfortunately that option is also off the agenda for the foreseeable future.
apollo
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oh i agree, what a lovely dream...now back to the fun factory
