What would you like for Xmas ?

You need to be a little more specific, Byron. I believe there are quite a few of them at this time of year ! :D (and anyways, could you cope? )
OK it's the Redhead with the fake freckles and impeccable make-up, great sense of humour, she laughed at all my quips and helped me pack away the gallons of perfume she sold me.
 
After just seeing a mobility scooter for sale on here.....


What I would like for Xmas is some younger members on here:):)
 
Does Mrs B1 know that you are on familiar terms with the young ladies on the perfume counter at Harrods?

Or have I spoiled her Christmas surprise?

I can confirm that YT knows them all !!

The Eileen knows nothing of my secret love for another. Nor does she know of the perfumes which I will probably give to someone else. Probably Chris Seeney the new Commodore of the Oxford Ditch as it pays to keep in with those in power.
 
2013 has been a terrible year. My father passed away, a pet dies, i lost my job, grounded my yacht and lost the rudder, car got vandalized, aunt has a brain hemmorage, i start a new job which is a daily nightmare. now i find out i have to have a tooth surgically removed as it has an abscess.

so for xmas as i am absolutely shattered i want time off. but we are only given the 3 days off.. xmas day, boxing day and new years eve.

buh humbug!

im 38 years old going on to 90..

though i know theres always other in a worst position
 
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We can't have him here for Lunch as we have already bought a Turkey.

Off down to my daughters for dinner.
You get presents, fed for free and no tedious washing up.
To add icing on the cake you can get the grandkids overexcited and tetchy before promptly clearing off back home to a quiet tidy house and a relaxing snooze on the settee after your very tiring day.
Result or what ! :)
 
The EA to grow a pair and charge all the other freeloaders to use the river, sorry just woken up from day dream

I am afraid you must still be daydreaming, Mike. It ain't going to happen. In fact it is looking as if the C&RT option might actually have been the right way to go. Unfortunately that option is also off the agenda for the foreseeable future.
 
I am afraid you must still be daydreaming, Mike. It ain't going to happen. In fact it is looking as if the C&RT option might actually have been the right way to go. Unfortunately that option is also off the agenda for the foreseeable future.

oh i agree, what a lovely dream...now back to the fun factory
 
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