What would you do HELP! Theres nothing on board

[bilbobaggins]

Bair-ersed cheek!

[ QUOTE ]
Just 'cos I bide in Edinbro doesn't mean I wuz born here, ye bampot. Ye no started bevvying awfy early the day - or are ye just naturally a tosser?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ah s'pose sum heid'nahauf oan here will start bangin' oan agane aboot ma spellin'. Yon Rab Burns whit gets a' ra mentions the day coodnae spel eethir, an' it didnae dae him ony herm. Ah'm gessin' ye cum frae wan o' they wee places oan ra ootside o' Embru whit's a sorta 'gated community'? Noo, that's maybe HMP Saughton 'cos yer no soundin' like ye kno' ony o' ra street lingo frae yon 'Big Bar-L'.

While yer bangin' oan aboot bampots, ah get ra feelin' ye kno' a wee bit mair aboot that than jist maybe..... There's shedloads o' heidbangers in ra loonie-bin at Carstairs and yon twee wee place, Ra Orchard, thit's jist loupin' wi loonies an' moonies frae Mornin'sayd.... maybe a wee bit like yersel', but. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

As fur jist ra wan o' us bein' a tosser, ah'll huv ye kno' it takes a whole lotta practice tae be ony guid at it, an' it's no sumpin' ah wis jist born tae.

/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Bejasus]

Re: Bair-ersed cheek!

ah kin feel a Glesca kiss comin' oan. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[suse]

I'm having trouble readin, T! Tears are clouding up my glasses!!

No photos, by any chance?

S x

 

[john_morris_uk]

Trou, have you ever wondered whether your wardrobe that you are missing so much has anything to do with the way that the young ladies used to walk away from you and your boat? I seem to remember your complaints a year or so ago about the lack of understanding of the fairer sex when it came to your boating and normal place of abode? Only a thought.

However - Stella, a flat, wardrobe being taken in hand, (Bit of a hint when 'some rags' get thrown out...?) what is happening?

 

[trouville]

I think its just "standard woman behavior" "s-----" who found me hear took me back to her estate,where she provided me with a "kilt" which about fitted while she washed my new things.She said the materials perhaps got pesticide residue???

I spent the morning wandering about this time without tights!In the sun its quite warm.She said i should buy some new things? I wont say exactly where i am as her husbands away on business for a few weeks

Tomorrow were off to do some shopping for me,in fact she said "us" but woman always find something to buy when out shopping!She said i need new everything.Even the boats getting beding,and covers,she called the sailmaker who went down to measure up,on a sunday!

My shoppings been a bit of a flop.I couldent find even one bitter orange,seems i have to get those next year.Then we went along to my freinds s---- knows them but not as well,this year they sold their surpless wine!!

As a female she said it was a good thing to!I shouldent be drinking all that rough wine.I said (standard reply) its the water that bad for you!I sent my emails sms then later s---- will collect me.

As for Stella describing my wardrobe as a collection of rags,some indeed may have been a bit run down but then what should i wear when im antifouling a mobo,i lay down in the dirt to get the roller along the keel,there isent always an alternative other than asking the yard to come with a crane and lift it for me?!

Stellas is useing a friends flat as there on their boat but i suspect its going to difficult for her to move aboard,she wants us to spend spring and summer at "our" house???

Woman are quite standard in their ways??Well in very gereral ways,The exception are Swedish Finish and Russian 'Estonian) woman that are hard as nails and look awful,its no wonder as a male you have to be very careful where you take a shower.

I hate the Baltic just the thought is a horror and worse i have to?Should be there in a couple of weeks!If S---- husband is staying in the fareast longer id prefer to stay hear?Aboard a cruising boat every change of location brings with it a new world!(except in the baltic where it brings change but rarely pleasure)

Just now im in good hands!And next week my wardrobe will be female approved.