What happened next?

[jimi]

 

[sailorman]

has anybody seen my Toupee /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[fisherman]

The skipper's hernia burst.

 

[Richard10002]

A dog comes bounding out of the cockpit... buts the guy in the red jacket, and over he goes???

A streaker comes out of the cockpit...... ??

A seagull.......??

A fish...... ??

 

[Richard10002]

The boom swings to starboard... knocks the guy with the fender step, (??), overboard, and he falls in the dinghy.... and the guy rowing the dinghy goes in the drink?

 

[jimi]

All wrong so far .. but I always wondered what happened to Clamore's toupee;-)

 

[flipper]

I don't know...oli

 

[Lakesailor]

The guy in the rubber is from the Scottish National Park Authority and has rowed out to say that as the boat is not registered he will have to ask them to take down any sails that are not white.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Claymore drops his trousers.

 

[sarabande]

While doing the marine version of the sword dance (!) on the starboard side, is it a generally required national dress code in Scotland to wear an inflatable bow fender instead of a proper sporran, or just for the Scottish Navy ?

 

[jimi]

The guy in the rubber is an esteemed erstwile lifeboat cox attempting to row from Claymore to SWMBO and I us to take us to Claymore for lunch

 

[Guest]

I like the strap-on potty. Are they available in Scottish chandlers?

 

[jimi]

Think it's Claysie hiding his excitement!

 

[Guest]

Or maybe it IS his excitement?

 

[nedmin]

the skippers hernia ruptured

 

[Spyro]

Looks like some sort of Masonic ritual for greeting fellow sailing brothers.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Dragon's Den representative comes alongside to examine the dual purpose inflatable sporran/life preserver proposal.

 

[starboard]

Are those the new "Plastimo" incontinent pants being modelled on deck??

Paul.

 

[sailorman]

i think you may be right, <grabs plastimo catalogue> yes /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Richard10002]

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The guy in the rubber is an esteemed erstwile lifeboat cox attempting to row from Claymore to SWMBO and I us to take us to Claymore for lunch

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Jimi - I'm confused!

Is this what happened next, or are we still guessing?

The cox falls in and is rescued by his own lifeboat?