What happened next?

[Aja]

Something to do with oars???

Donald

 

[claymore]

I'll tell you what happened next.
We shouted across to wee jamesie and his lovely wee wifie that Muzzy wiz experiencing some difficulties with the rowlock and Jamesie shrugged and dived below - not to be seen for some time although the the Sadler was doing a fair bit of rolling around which surprised Para and I.
Para got onto the wheel and started the engine and I operated the anchor winch. Muzzy was picked up by our good selves in short time but has refused ever since to get into the dinghy unless the outboard has been fitted. My toupee did not come out of its box and my trousers never fell.

 

[jimi]

Jings Claysie,ye almost win although the "short time" wisnae quite accurate as I deesteenctly recall a "f#ck him" being preseented by yer goodsell when It wiz suggested we ocht tae rescue the man!

 

[oldharry]

Dunno, but thats some Sporran you've got there!

 

[DeeGee]

Guy at the back fell in... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

Nah, that's not Guy at the back.

My suspicion is it's young Para.

 

[jimi]

the two words "young" and "Para" just like "handsome" and "Denbigh" or "fast" and "Twister" are mutually exclusive

 

[claymore]

Para is actually the Moron in Oxy

 

[jimi]

trying to get a clever joke out of taking the r out of moron and getting a trouserless Claymore but failing miserably!

 

[Kilter]

Why on earth would you want a trouserless claymore? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

I thought we'd agreed not to mention Claysie's airse again, but seeing as you started it, here's a wee pic of yer man in his younger days.

 

[claymore]

Weel - ye've obviously no seen ma leg

 

[claymore]

I've been waiting ages to get one in about Para the Oxford Moron. Just had to wait for the right moment.
I suppose that means I should thank you

Thanks

 

[Kilter]

t'wasnae me t'was Jimi that started it As if ye couldnae guess!

 

[andy_wilson]

The syrup that had just blown away....

..was quickly recovered and returned to the head of the man wearing the white PVC sporran.

 

[ParaHandy]

[ QUOTE ]
Jings ''' I deesteenctly recall a "f#ck him" being preseented by yer goodsell when It wiz suggested we ocht tae rescue the man!

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absolootly, the auld goat wusnae the sligtest bit bothered until aboot nooo ...

when muzzy was rapidly disppearing about 90 degrees away from where he ought to be going; the rowlocks hud fallen aff and the o/b coughed its last ...

 

[claymore]

Weel no grandpappy - nae doot yer auld skenners es no whit they was - but ef ye'd tak a wee peek at ra pickshure ye'll see that the redootable Muzzy hed in fact fecked aff wioot ra ootboard - sae check facts before ye stairt yer slaggin aff ma gear ye big daft loonybird

 

[jimi]

Fae ma recollecshun ye widnae let Muzzie hae the outboard cos ye were too mean tae pit ony juice in the beggar and telt him tae row cios it wid be guid fur him. Ah thocht it wiz a bit mean speereeted masell .. mind ye Muzzie goat his ain back the following year by makin us leave the pub early!

 

[ParaHandy]

[ QUOTE ]
the redootable Muzzy hed in fact fecked aff wioot ra ootboard - sae check facts before ye stairt yer slaggin aff ma gear ye big daft loonybird

[/ QUOTE ]
Hoo youse got ra cheek an' yon's whur yer talking frae an' all!! youse ken fine that the poor wee man wuz sent oot wi' oot enuf petrol in the o/b, and, thush wuz efter i'd made solishitus enquiries orra yersel as tae whither thur wus enuf petrol een it ...

 

[machurley22]

[ QUOTE ]
.. mind ye Muzzie goat his ain back the following year by makin us leave the pub early!

[/ QUOTE ]
Still don't understand how he managed that - astonishing "influencing skills" as we say in modern management speak.