What am I doing wrong?

[Koeketiene]

My non-sailing friends tell me sailing is a lot of work....guess I'm just not doing it right.

 

[Tony Cross]

Well you're not holding the camera level with the horizon for a start!

 

[Seajet]

My chum who first taught me to sail had a saying " The best sailor in the world is the laziest ", ie have everything prepared in good time to avoid panicking around like a headless chicken at the last minute.

 

[Salty John]

That looks far too active. Do it like this:View attachment 33920

 

[DanTribe]

Well, for a start, brown shoes with blue trousers, really!
And those are not the correct knots to tie deck shoes with.
Have a word with your valet.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Well, for a start, brown shoes with blue trousers, really!
And those are not the correct knots to tie deck shoes with.
Have a word with your valet.

Glad you pointed that out..... sloppy sloppy sloppy lace tying....

 

[OGITD]

Firstly!

It's 'summer' so you should be wearing shorts ..... & secondly deck-shoes! .... they should be sandals or bare-feet!

 

[Koeketiene]

It's 'summer' so you should be wearing shorts ..... & secondly deck-shoes! .... they should be sandals or bare-feet!

1. Picture was taken some months ago - hardly 'Summer' then
2. With shorts & sandals I would have to have white socks - a 'no-no' in my book
3. Never go barefoot on the boot - too many stubbed toes

 

[Spyro]

3. Never go barefoot on the boot - too many stubbed toes[/QUOTE]

But it's a good way to get a tan

 

[AIDY]

are your boats only 2 foot long

 

[jimi]

3. Never go barefoot on the boot - too many stubbed toes

Stop using your footwear as ashtrays then, you slob! ;-)

 

[SeamanStaines]

Nah, all wrong, this is how you do it

 

[onesea]

 

[Nina Lucia]

Time to relax!

 

[lenseman]

You won't be coming on my yacht with boots like that!!

Who do you work for UK Border Force ?



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[lenseman]

Well you're not holding the camera level with the horizon for a start!

If you look very carefully and for long enough, you might see a down-hill water skier going left to right.



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[onesea]

You won't be coming on my yacht with boots like that!!

Who do you work for UK Border Force ?

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The shoes are not as bad as they look, quite soft rubber no metal bits to gouge, Solent camouflage when mixed with Wax Jacket no one suspects your a yachty...

As for what I do for a living I could tell you.... :/