Grehan
Well-known member
People who buy sailing yachts are middle-class menopausal men with an inferiority complex driven need to prove something.
People who buy motor boats are fat nouveau-riche philistines; gold medallions and chest wigs are optional but recommended.
People who buy jet-ski PWCs are brain-dead waterborne hooligans, a bit like racing dinghy sailors.
The Solent is jam-packed, with ignorant half-wits who wouldn't know one end of an anchor from the other (if it bit them on the bum . . .).
Every good cliche should contain an element of The Truth, so what do we feel about these?
How many black lesbian born-again one-parent families are out there boating?
PS
Hey, if that's you, please post a picture!
People who buy motor boats are fat nouveau-riche philistines; gold medallions and chest wigs are optional but recommended.
People who buy jet-ski PWCs are brain-dead waterborne hooligans, a bit like racing dinghy sailors.
The Solent is jam-packed, with ignorant half-wits who wouldn't know one end of an anchor from the other (if it bit them on the bum . . .).
Every good cliche should contain an element of The Truth, so what do we feel about these?
How many black lesbian born-again one-parent families are out there boating?
PS
Hey, if that's you, please post a picture!