jimi
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Big news of the trip so far has been a major stramash in Lymington. Last night sev eral boats including Parahandy, BigNick & Col rafted up together at town quay. Much whisky was consumed and after a sing song involving a banjo,mouthorgan and accordian,the motley crew started lusting after some action. They decided to hit Lymington's fleshpots. Parahandy gatecrashed a private party and was ejected by boot and fist after peeing in Great Grandma's ashes after mistaking the urn for a commode, Col had found a petrol station and was dancing a tango with the high octane pump, the police were called and despite rescue attempts by BigNick is now languishing in a high security mental dependency unit. BigNick has washed himself down, and managed to pacify the busload of french tourists he took on in the mistaken belief they were police reinforcements. The real police ,of course, were miles away on deserted country roads trying to catch solitary motorists to reach their conviction tally. TCM has been contacted and is posting Col's bail money whilst JFM is getting him off on a technicality .. apparently it was'nt a petrol pump at all it was a diesel one and the loose screw refers to his propensity for losing props rather than mental state .. allegedly .. Mrs Parahandy said "At least I managed to get some sleep for a few hours until the buggers returned!" A spokesman for Sunsail said "Well these things happen, nowt to do with us. Erm .oh ..um.. actually it nothing at all to do with us , these guys ain't never even been on a Sunsail holiday." Berthon's is trying to claim a percentage of the damages and states that its contract gives it repair rights.
To be continued
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To be continued
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