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[ParaHandy]

Re: Ranza Scotch

They fairly need to dish it out in a bucket........the Blue Nun of Scotch - in a *blue* bottle.....tsh tsh whatever next will they think of?

 

[claymore]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Dougie Laddie,
Ah was in fer ra drinkin, com oot pisht an had tae get ra missus tae row me back - jings mon, a missed ma footin an fell on ma airse in ra watter by yon shingle strip they ca's a beach - wet inside an wet oot. Fiery tackle which nae amoont o jeelie pieces cud quench.
Nefer agin

regards
Claymore

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Jings...youse an' the demon drink. Wurr ye parked ahent the castle? Thon's where we were - oot the way o' the claonaig ferry - and ah hud a drop or two o' their fire water. Mind, ah had to buy a bottle and it's an awfy long hike tae the place, ken? Got verra tired so stapped aff at the wee caff on the pier and had a wee surrrupticioush tasting. Onyways ma frends wee rubber dinghy wiz hafway oot the loch.........and ah hud to get it over thon rocky sea bed. Can ye imagine it? ah was minging and fair ready fur ma bed that night.

Navertheless, it's not an awfy braw colour yon bottle, dae ye no think? Maybes nae for the whisky, ahm thinking.

 

[claymore]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Brrings a whole new meaning tae the word bluebottle. I picked up yin o they moorin's on the right at the mouth o the loch - ah mind they belang tae the guest hoos - at least by the twitchin o cairtains that wis goin' on. It's a 3 day camel ride up tae the distillery but ah chairmed the lassie driving the island tour bus and she gaed me a free ride - things might hae developed a wee bitty but fer the missus. Ah wis already under the eagle eye fer ma shenanigans wi the lovely Wilma McKenzie wha works ahint the bar in the Victoria in Tarbert - I'd bin attemptin tae charm her the night before.....aye the drink has a fair bit tae anser fer.

regards
Claymore

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Ah dinna ken Wilma but there wurr a few mare bonny lassies at yon place. When ah wis therr saw a braw yacht which wis ane o' Heath's Morning Clouds - ferget whit its noo ca'ed something like "opposition" - onyways the geezer whit owned her came frae glesgae (jusht imagine - frae glesgae) an' he said she wis "a might ower engineered" - thon's typical fer one frae there, ye no think?

Onyways, ah got masel ane o' their t shirts wi Victoria on it and a bonny we tammy...fair chuffed I wis........

 

[ToMo]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Will ye nay stop bangin yer gums an yon wee hagis?
;-)
TôMö

 

[claymore]

Re: Ranza Scotch

There's 2 g's in haggis -
an you can win tonights star prize if you can give me the answer to this..
From what film does the line - "is there one G or 2 in Bugger off?"
Clues: Set in Scotland, title produced a boat name (+ successors) which won all before them.
Film C.1983

regards
Claymore

 

[claymore]

Re: Ranza Scotch

There's 2 g's in haggis -
an you can win tonights star prize if you can give me the answer to this..
From what film does the line - "is there one G or 2 in Bugger off?" come
Clues: Set in Scotland, title produced a boat name (+ successors) which won all before them.
Film C.1983

regards
Claymore

 

[Jeremy_W]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Local Hero?

 

[ToMo]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Jumpin Jock Flasher, the Gorbals basher?'
TôMö

 

[claymore]

Re: Ranza Scotch

Oh Yes
Holday for 2 in Cowdenbeath coming your way - Wednesday 27th November for Half day OK?

regards
Claymore