warm

[BrianJ]

Just in case you guys?gals on the other side of the world are cold... I thought I should say its 38*C = 100.4F here in downtown Melbourne OZ ( the world's most liveable city) today. Good sailing conditions also..
BrianJ

 

[Viking]

Re: warm?

Warm- You 'mamby pamby' Aussie you should be here, Mens weather! -14c. Snow on the deck, ice in the wind. Good for the soul! Bracing, just a woolie hat between me and hyperthermia, Mens stuff!..... Got to go, I think Im starting a cold.

location 62 30N 006 32E

 

[romany123]

Re: warm?

Just been out for a swim in the sea, back in my cardboard box now.
decided to put the heating on (a candle)....... ,
god life is good. May carve a slice off the sausage for lunch....-22c .....summer


Dave

 

[mtb]

Re: OY YOU SHUT IT!!

Poxy freezing here this morning
Mick

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v/cheep or swap for tug

 

[billskip]

Re: OY YOU SHUT IT!!

Beautiful bright sunny morning here not a cloud to be seen..+2c load of white stuff outside...Iggesund, Sweden

Bill
www.macsyachting.com
www.aegeansailing.co.uk

 

[tony_brighton]

Went to melbourne once - it was shut.

 

[romany123]

Opens at 2pm

Dave

 

[paulineb]

wrinkles

Why do you think English women have such beautiful skin and Aussie women have skin like leather and age before their time (not to mention skin cancer) - the sun down under is so damaging and the damage is irreversible.

Pxx

 

[incognito]

Re: wrinkles

I think it has more to do with their mating habits than the sun !! What would you expect from shagging kangaroos?

 

[DanTribe]

Re: wrinkles

Is that where the phrase "stick it up your jumper" comes from?

 

[incognito]

Re: wrinkles

Well, of course it does. What else?

 

[Miker]

All Melbourne's famous for is a few old trams. We've got better ones up here in Blackpool. And when driving you have to pull over to the left to turn right! Prefer Sydney.

 

[coliholic]

Re: wrinkles

And the Aussie blokes get up to a few strange tricks too

 

[BrianJ]

Re: shame/shame/shame

I am mortified and very upset with the webmaster. Fancy him letting all that criticism of Melbourne be posted on such a respectable BB.
You all know how easy it is to hurt Aussies and how delicate our feelings are. How dare you then upset Melbournians ?
I cannot let the comments go without further redaction
Let me discuss your points as posted.

paulineb FYI our women are beautiful, soft and feminine. Their brown sunkissed skin is so desirable. Hell a Pommie sheila with white, pale insipid skin would hardly be a turn on…

incognito now that’s VERY hard to do… have you ever been kicked in the balls by a big roo.? it hurts for weeks.. you would always have second thoughts before you adopt your suggestion… or move to NZ and watch how the Kiwis do it with sheep. *&^%


coliholic only with young unwashed Pommie backpacking sheilas

tony_brighton was it a Sunday ? we always shut on Sundays.( good Church going people)


romany123 you bloody dill … we are in the middle of daylight saving now , so hours have been extended to 1500

Miker how dare you mention that filthy word SYDNEY on this BB… disgusting.. if ever you show your face in Melbourne again you will be horse whipped, keel hauled and spend 12 hours in the pillory.
Now our horseless carriages are well known worldwide .. they have a great attraction to foreign visitors from the UK

Viking please explain what "snow ' is.. we don’t see it here. Does it hurt ? wanna come for a swin down the beach.

romany123 you are right …life is good when its warm and the weather is perfect for sailing.. However don’t let paulineb know you have some spare sausage…


OK gotta go and hoist a sail. Will have a cold VB after for you all .
BrianJ

 

[paulineb]

Re: shame/shame/shame

But your most famous Aussie export, Nicole Kidman, has very pale skin - are you saying she doesn't turn you on

Pxx

 

[Miker]

Re: shame/shame/shame

Well it looks as though I will have to fly straight into Sydney for my next visit. I had thought of landing in Melbourne and driving up the Princes Highway. I rather liked Mallacoota Inlet last time round.

 

[chippie]

Re: shame/shame/shame

Leave us Kiwis out of it. We are descended from the youngest sons of the aristocracy and you lot were a bunch of crims.
By the way, our cricketing fortunes are improving.;-)

 

[BrianJ]

Re: shame/shame/shame

True... I forgot about your origins....
Yes the Pommie Basta...aren't saying much about cricket are they ?
As long as your not playing us.. I'm on your side.
BrianJ

 

[BrianJ]

Re: shame/shame/shame

Your KIDDING....no not one bit....I prefer the more refined Aussie product, someone with a touch of class ( yep could even be a Kiwi).
If I say any more I may be taken to court...and I cannot afford that as I am saving for my 48'er.
BrianJ

 

[BrianJ]

Re: shame/shame/shame

Stop saying that word SYDNEY... shit now my bloody computer is about to have a cyberfart... I typed the "word"
Come direct to Melbourne... collect $200 proceed to Malacoota... go fishing , eat up big then proceed direct to Canberra. But dont go to S.....y.

Your talking about great country .
BrianJ