Vote of thanks re inaugural forum dinner

jfm

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Thank you to BarryD for organising inaugural forum dinner last night and to Matts and Diana for entertaining us afterwards with Soltron cocktails in splendid fully-plasma-ed Covent Garden apartment, which I hope wasn't too badly damaged. We had excellent fun, Lizzie is still asleep in bed recovering, having sent me to pharmacy for various stuff.

Minor incident at the beginning, some bloke parked his van with a bomb inside it about 200yds from the restaurant, and the restaurant was then inside the police cordon. But the rozzers must have been raggies becuz they decided risking life and limb of a few stinkpotters was no prob, so they let us through and we had WC2 to ourselves, just round the corner from the bomb.

Matts "singing turkey" won the most tasteless present award, our "screaming vibrating naked woman inside a packing crate" coming second.

Fortunately no-one mentioned teapots, white carpet and Colin in the same sentence...or did they? Also. somewhat worryingly there was a digi camera (Peterg's?) in action, so bit worrid about that..... erm I think Lizzie had got her top back on before the flash gun had recharged, but not sure......?

Got thrashed at monopoly by Mark, 9yr old son of Matts and Diana. Need to watch that kid. Half way through game, I saw his tactic. He throws dice, and looks to see where that dice throw would take EITHER his counter or mine. If mine would land on somethin better, say, Mayfair, he just moves mine and buys Mayfair and I don't notice. Then, a few goes later, he switches back to his own piece. QED. Until the fourth time when I notice..... Wonder who he learnt this stuff from?

Re the bomb thing by the way, here's a clip from today's Evening Standard online edition:
"Van siege ends. A man who barricaded himself inside a van outside Chancery Lane for more than 24 hours is now being quizzed by police. The man, in his sixties, issued a series of demands to police while parked outside the Law Society's central London offices. The road was closed at both ends during the day and night-long stand-off."

Thanks again!
 

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Seconded. Thanks to Barry D and tcm and Mrs tax collector or is it Matts and Mrs S oh so confusing, drank too much and still recovering, but jolly good night was had by all except pauline's navigation was a bit orf and Mr B obviously put wrong waypoint into GPS since they didn't find Matts gafff after the wig and pen.

Good to put faces to names, but what an ugly bunch they are. I'm the only one that looks as good as I sound here on the forum.


Oh and BTW, had to pop back this morning to Matts for brekkie and parked in metered bay. 20p for 3 minutes, rates must be set by same mob doing jfm's lunch stop at Cowes.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by coliholic on Sat Jan 12 18:28:37 2002 (server time).</FONT></P>
 

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Re: Thomas The Tank Engine And A Party.

Well JFM thought it was fun! But then he only lives somewhere round the corner.
10 am. Friday. Leave for Station Manchester, an hour and a half to spare. Change one way system so few minutes lost doing U turns. Then drives nearly to Euston down car park which runs down side of track. Walks miles back to station. Ah but booked by email so just wants fast track ticket machiney thing. First one broke so hunts for another, try’s twice but tells us to go to ticket office down other side of station. Gets there and there’s a sign. IF BOOKED BY EMAIL GO TO OTHER OFFICE. This is back down the station again. Finally makes train with 3 minutes to spare.

Just gets out of Manchester when Alan comes on the tannoy thing and says he needs a new engine. But never mind there’s one coming in ten minutes. Half an hour latter it arrives, but then we’ve got to wait for next train to Euston to pass us. Then gets to about Stoke and Alan’s back on the tannoy, apologising again. The bloody train that past us has run out of electric and stopped so now we are stuck as well.
Alan comes on again. The buffet is shutting cos the staff have to get off, But then half an hour latter they reopen it cos we are in the middle of know where so cant get off and anyway there feeling a bit sorry for us by now. Six and half hours latter, arrive Euston.
Now the hotel is just round the corner so that’s Ok. Try’s to ring Barry but muffle, muffle then phone goes dead. Never mind we’ve got all the times and places so hails taxi for Old Bank Of England Pub.
Taxi arrives at road barrier and driver says, have to drop you hear, err just sort of walk round.
Theres a bloke been trying to blow himself up in a van for two days, so that’s what the fuss is about.
Gets redirected down one road, along the embankment and round the other side of road block.
But still cant get to Old bank pub, cos it right in the middle of the trouble.
Finds other pub to rest in. Now six thirty and getting late. Rings Barry. OK they are going to come and meet us in twenty five minutes. Long time goes by so rings Barry again. “ We are stud outside the pub” he says “I’ve been in to look for you but couldn’t recognise you”. Daft bugger, He’s never seen us before so what’s he expect!!

Anyway problems now all over and all together in Wig and Pen. A sort of funny scruffy place that would never do in Lancashire, but all great fun and much beer and wine and whiskey. All apart from the Fillet steak Vindaloo , which they’d sneakily advertised as peppered steak, so as not to cast suspicion. So then I’m going all red and hot and things.

Then off to Matt’s place to see if we can drink anymore.
Now I don’t like to grumble but, Matt lives in one of those tenement type buildings that they used to have in Glasgow, but got pulled down when they gave them nice new council houses.
But it was just the right sort of place for a party cos walls all white washed and a tin kitchen! So not much damage to do. Finely gets my taste of Balviney scotch whiskey, All thanks to Matt and not to Kim, but he was there as well so darnt say much.
All a very brilliant time and well worth the effort.
Thanks to Barry for organising the do, Matt for the use of his warehouse. And every one else including Kim.
Oh and Tuts liked it a lot as well.
“Tut” says “Great meeting you all. Thanks for the organisation and hospitality. Luv, Linda.


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Agree with JFM, Haydn (at least I can understand what he writes - sometimes!) and Colin, what a great evening. Colin's definitely the ugliest bugger ever to take to the water. And we all met MrsB and MrB, and ChrisP and the electrified MrsP.

Thanks to Diana and Matt for use of their gaff and for looking after us so splendidly, and to DFLight for the organisation, even laid on extra excitement in the form of a bomb scare. An evening I'm glad I didn't miss. Thanks to everyone else there for making it an unforgettable event.

Roll on Southampton.............................
 

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Thanks for everything Barry - think the effort involved is the equivalent of nine months in Ford Open Prison followed by 100 hours community service and so your DFL sentence now served (but DFL remains in a state of suspended animation).

Without prejudice
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To Mr and Mrs MattS we also say thanks and issue a precautionary apology for any part that ybw staff may, or may not, have featured in:

a) furniture olympics;
b) creation of 'Whoaaaa' beverages;
c) neighbour relations.

ps - why all talk of medication - Sarah and i both managed full day at boat show yesterday.

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com
 

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We had a great time. I must see the pictures. Whoever was third in the tasteles present comp actually lumbered us with their windchime thing. No teapot or drink-related accidents at all during the party - so the following day Mrs S splooshed wine on the carpet to make up. Sarah's fruit punch stuff tasted a bit innoucuous but must have bin mostly balvenie and vodka.
 

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Shucks 'twas nothing on my part. Thanks to the W&P for staying open despite the incident, and for making some sense out of our food orders. The amount of G&Ts consumed in the bar before hand was staggering (about 30!) and the number of bottles of red wine drunk seemed to agree that it was a good choice (if only I can remember it!)

On to the Steadman garett. Matt & Diana many thanks for this - 23 no-longer strangers descending and generally drinking you dry must have been a shock. As for the armchair olympics - the less said the better. After 48 or so hours my tounge is resuming its normal shape - death defying leaps over armchairs onto sofas and then biting off the side of your tounge is not something to be recomended.

The parade of damaged and wobbly people leaving must have been a sight for your neigbours and the shambles that turned up on Saturday morning always a good sign of a party worth remembering.

Thanks to all who came along, it was splendid to be able to put faces to names - and all the invites back and forth are sure to be taken up - if only we can remember them <G>. It is good to find a crowd who can party that hard and enjoy it. So once again "You must all be pi**ed 'cos you're out of focus!"

Thanks to Kim for taking me off probabtion, Mr Wignall time for another wind-up....

Cheers All.


Barry D
 

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We all had a great night and thanks to Barrie for doing all the hard work. We all had a great time and look forward to the next one.

Re the dismal failure to attend the main event. Our navigation was perfect even found a parking space less than 100 yds from Matt and Dianna's flat. Unfortunately Multiple bottles of champers, a dozen oysters. tanker loads of gin & tonic and the excellent meal ment that Pauline was unable to negotiate the car door. Felling that it would be unkind ( to the muggers and street dwelers ) to leave her there while we partied. We made our way back to the boats in Brighton. As it happened it was a fortunate turn of events as we encountered thick fog from Sutton all the way to the marina where it totally dissapeared. The only other frightening experience was that after getting the seat into the four poster bed / trap the poor bugger in the back seat position. Pauline proceed to play with my now imobilised knee whilst snoring and complaining about Mr B's driving habits. In his defense I must admit that his decision to stop rather than plough into the side of a rampaging BMW driven by a pair of eyeballs and flashing white teeth. Gained my unfailing support. We last saw Mr & Mrs B having a rather strained discussion as to the merits of sleeping in the car (Paulines view) or going to bed on the boat (John's view based on the knowledge that leaving her in the car all night would lead to a weekend of the most enormus bol*****ngs and a bail fee resulting from a vagrancy charge). Sure in the knowledge that withdrawing from the area would give us the best protection from the now irritated Pauline. Di and I made our way to the not overly warm sheets. Thus ended a perfect evening with loads of new friends.

Once again, thanks to you all.

Chris and Di. ;-)
 

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Guilty as charged m\'lud....

t'was me and MrsG who left the glorious windchime crap at your gaff (on purpose!) and is also me who has the piccies (furniture olympics included, I reckon Sarah's a natural!) - anyone have some web space to host them? - apparently no-one can see the ones I put on my yahoo site so I've done summat wrong with it, bugger!

Matt & Barry etc., that was a fantastic evening/night complete with bomb scare, dancing and great food and company - apologies for keeping you up till nearly three but once MrsG gets dancing she takes a bit of stopping! (anyway as she said later someone has to be last to leave!)
 

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Thanks for a great night

Unfortunately, I fell asleep in the car between the Wig 'n Pen and Matt's place, although Mr B thinks I passed out. Anyway, we got back to Brighton in no time at all. I didn't see any of that fog Chrispy was on about but I would like to know how my bra found it's way onto the back seat during the journey ??

We had a wonderful evening, although it's a shame Hadyn didn't come with subtitles - couldn't understand a bluddy word ;-)

Pxx
 
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Big thanks from Mrs F and I to Barry for arranging excellent dinner against all odds and to Mr+Mrs S for opening up splendid gaff to motley rabble afterwards. Mrs F well embarassed as apparently went around asking anyone who'd listen for a 'puffer'. She wishes to assure anyone offended by this request that what she was after was an inhaler rather than a dodgy fag
To my deep joy, Mrs F's state of health on Saturday morning caused in no small part by dangerous cocktails at Mr and Mrs S's precluded planned trip to Harrods sale to be replaced by very gentle stroll around St Katherines in search of Anadin and large greasy breakfast
 
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Re: Scenes of drunkeness and cruelty

Yep, good to meet (some/most) of you lot and apologies for not making it back to Matt's for Sarah's table-dancing antics...was already on a yellow card from 'er indoors, and another would have meant a three-match suspension and possibly a European ban. Arse!

Anyway, thanks to all who made it possible, nice to have a shoe conversation with PaulineB, and hope to see you lot at the next one.

Masaccio
 

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publish and be damned!

as someone once said, er sometime I think...

Pics on their way to Tony at BoatsontheThames as we speak - I especially like the one which 'looks like' Kim is giving CPR to Sarah though of course the only disgusting thing that actually happened was Dave Steward dropping his trousers in the kitchen, as he was next to the 'tasteless gift' winner at the time it was difficult to work out what was uglier!
 
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You mean you weren't out of probation when you riposted over 'the diaries' ??? I can only just feel the colour returning to my face now, and the cold sweat finally fading.

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and for those who missed it...

the other "highlights" were :-o

Dave Steward showing his arse (more than once!) - is that why he was dressed like Julian Clary?

Everybody looking at Haydn but not understanding a bloody word he said no matter how sober you were (or not)

Kim H trying to dance! - I can see why Alan Harper and Tom Isitt didn't come back if that's the YBW standard....

My missus proving that pole dancing isn't just for twentysomethings - but Matt why exactly do you have mooring piles in your lounge?
 
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