Vote against splitting this forum

[coliholic]

Now see I didn't pick up on the wind up aspects at all on that one Nic;-) And I deliberatly spelled your name that way for the very reason you mentioned.

Haven't you already inputted the waypoints into your GPS and done a simulated run then?

 

[hlb]

Re: New Improved Cant Fail Solution!!

Leave this forum alone. And make a new Practical sensible forum. Only Kim can reply to sensible forum. so then no complaints about lack of knowlage, or unimformed. Cors all answers will be found in the IPC edited edition of correct PC replies. ie. Engines Needed. "Oh Hi Fred, Bert. Yes Volvos are needed here of course, because well they've got the biggest advert and err, well there big and somebody told me so.

Next question. ! "Can you help with antifouling". "Oh yes." (Look down list of advertisers.) "Oh yes its International you need, buy a Thingys brush and of course you cannot manage without. IPC patented sand paper.

Everything of course done with the famous, Kims padlock, so no one else can comment with stupid replys.

Now that makes us all happy. We can rant, rave away to our hearts content. Kim will be happy cos all the replys will be good ones. Well totaly exelent ones actually. Every one will get perfect responces. And all will buy Volvo everything. Enabling IPC to charge Volvo and others, massive amounts of loot for advertising.

There you are briliant solution to simple problem!!
Now wheres that smiley thingy button, mmm doodle thingy, no not that. and I could never get the hang of them ;-) or was it :_-(


Haydn

 

[JohnR]

Re: ORDER,ORDER PLEASE...

If your clematis has the Black Spot then it has been attacked by pirates. Advise you contact the raggies who think they have the weapons to deal with this problem.

 

[kimhollamby]

Re: New Improved Cant Fail Solution!!

<Engines Needed. "Oh Hi Fred, Bert. Yes Volvos are needed here of course, because well they've got the biggest advert and err, well there big and somebody told me so.>

Not actually very fair, as anyone who read some of my stuff at the end of 1999 will remember.

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[kimhollamby]

Re:MBY/MBM split

<Thing is, I don't think the suits at IPC grasp how each plays off the other. It's probably not in the AOL/Time Warner world-play scenario.>

You have a marvellous insight on how things work here, albeit one I don't recognise. Must find out who is guiding us with subliminal messages on our computer screens. Or am I a suit, by chance?

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[jfm]

Need a statement from Kim

Wot's the answer guv, I mean wotya gonna do when 24hrs is up tomorrow morning, are we condemned?

 

[kimhollamby]

Re: Need a statement from Kim

Been writing it for an hour now. Twill be posted soon. As I have taken onboard the many comments 'hinting' at my incompetence taking extra long to compose

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[hlb]

Re:MBY/MBM split

Dont understand the suit joke Kim, but you've got to agree, its a briliant solution to the (percieved) problem. Everyone happy at a stroke.

Haydn

 

[jfm]

Hurry with salami slicing statement !

Oops I hope I never said you were incompetent, just aired my views, sorry if got carried away. Anyway please can you go fast boss with the new legislation becuz I need to log off to catch a flying bus and I wont be able to log in tomorrow probly (so you'll get some peace, erm no you wont) but I'd like to know whether the forum as we know it will be here on Friday

 

[kimhollamby]

Re: Decent advocate please

Your stats a bit awry. You state readership when in fact I suspect you are talking about audited sales of magazines. And you are comparing a monthly sale figure with a total of posts to-date since July last year.

We are not displeased with MBC, far from it, but we are aware that there are more people wanting to post on topics regarding motorboating and we would be nuts if we didn't explore ways of helping them do so.

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[hlb]

Re: Hurry with salami slicing statement !

Dont think anybody said Kim was incontinant JFM. Miss guided, miss led yes, but not incontinant!!

Haydn

 

[BarryD]

Re: Hurry with salami slicing statement !

Hayden - you forgot incoherent or was that you, or prehaps me? Come on Kim let us know if it's the end of the current set-up. Bet we can de-rail the new one before the weekend <BG>

Barry D

 

[hlb]

Re: Decent advocate please

But Kim. who's stopping newbies from posting. we've even had time to deal quite reasonably with a newby today. God knows how, we got no work done today. And all dealing with your bomb shells. Last count about 90 posts between the two subjects. Now thats got to be close on a record.
Now can you not just say sorry and then we can all get back to watching Coranation St.

Haydn

 

[kimhollamby]

Re: Decent advocate please

Sorry...errr, actually no. The debate was healthy, the conclusion is posted and my tin helmet is now back in its handy stowage close to my desk.

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[petem]

A better idea.....

Why not merge all the forums together? Stinkpots and Raggies all on the same BB. That would certainly make for some interesting banter. Or even better still, why not take things to their logical conclusion. Matt reconed there was some 'swinging' BB that used the same software. We could join up with them!

 

[BarryH]

Re: Hurry with salami slicing statement !

Sorry But you lot have got it all wrong. I propose that we start a new media group. Now my suggestion for the groups name is I PEE AT SEA Publishing, the headquaters will be at Tolworth Tower over looking Beverly Brook (Any resembelence to existing publishing groups is purley coincidental) tcm, matts,tax collect to be head drone, BarryD to be cruising drone because of extensive cruising experience. Arthur-I'm in america-Wood to be Miami boatshow drone, and me I'm gonna sit in a big comfy leather chair while you all make me mega rich. Now whos gonna be my PA.......

 

[kimhollamby]

Re: Hurry with salami slicing statement !

...and can I be your first forum user?

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[BarryH]

Re: Hurry with salami slicing statement !

Sorry almost fogot, Coliholic to be used boatsalesman drone cos he aint sold his yet, and he can also be the alround good looking model type public face of it all

 

[coliholic]

Re: Hurry with salami slicing statement !

So what have I done to upset you then? No suitable position for me? And if you think I'm sitting on your knee you're either sadly mistaken or a very BIG chap indeed.

 

[BarryH]

Re: Hurry with salami slicing statement !

Only if i can vet all the post beforehand.