volunteers/help needed please

Re: wrong video shop

This films getting far to good. To be just for the raggies. Think we should send it to that Canned Film Festival. TCM can drop it off there and save on postage.
It's sort of a revamped Howards Way. With loads of sex and violence. Easily replacing Eastenders on the telly.

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn
 
Re: wrong video shop

Well - its time for a moment of truth - she was Swiss. She was young and there was a certain nubility to her form as she walked in that rather tantalising hip rocking raunchy manner. She did have, unfortunately a rather peculiar habit of licking her own eyebrows which put me off a tad. In fact, I'd already got to the put off phase by the time I'd volunteered to do her bins - a fact that I attempted to convey to Dear Heart as a way of relieving some of the tension. It didn't seem to help......in fact although this all happened at around 16:33 on the second Tuesday of August last - there was a certain return to the tense state when we were there a fortnight ago. Is this something which other have experienced in one form or another or is it just one of those little endearments that I have exclusivity on?

regards
Claymore
 
Re: ill feeling

Chris, it wasn't ill feeling, it was retaliation. It was to the point but that was the mood of the thread. Apologies if any hurt caused. (but I'll bet you won't do it again!!) Sad thing is Haydn has picked up on it as a great trick so God help any raggie who gets a tow from him:-)
 
Re: ill feeling

What do you mean. I'm very good at towing raggies really. And treat them like little babys. It's just the whinging on Shutyerbutt that gets me going. Specially when they start quoting col reg thingy's. With black balls and square whatsits. Only to discover about twenty threads down. That there all talking crap. But they do it in a Hollier than thow way and pretend that if they stick enough nautical phrases in. It will sound impresive. Dont have much trouble with them on the water. Less I make the mistake of going to the Solent. Then there just bloody rude. But I digress. I'm only having a laugh, maybe at the expence of the more bombastics aboard.

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn
 
Fleas have fleas...

All this talk by raggies about powerboat wash reminds me of last summer when rowing back to my motor boat (a single perkins 4108, so its probably best not described as "power" boat) - I got run down by a bloody dinghy! -- Presumably to keep the trend going, in turn I'm going to have to run down a surf board in my row boat now (who will presumably run over a swimmer if he can find one daft enough to be in the sea up here).

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Re: Fleas have fleas...

I come across big washes quite often. It's usualy on the way bach from the pub. Quite ovten me and tutts say. Oh Lummy! and then carry on regardless. Tutts wit frock a bit wet. But it's not the end of the world. New pair of knickers on Tutts and it's back to normal. Whinging prats. Just send them up here to my local. They will be on there asse, Sat on the door step, They can whinge away to there hearts content out there!!

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn
 
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