longjohnsilver
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Bugger the video of SWMBO swearing, where's the one of you and your Swedish bint? ;-)
volunteers/help needed please
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david_e
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Re: Poolywooly
You wanna be careful with talk like that, sales of Danish flags are going well in PW
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You wanna be careful with talk like that, sales of Danish flags are going well in PW
)JohnR
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I say sink the raggies - never met a ruder bunch than those round Hamble. One threw my lines off whilst I was trying to help an engineless raggie get onto the pontoon and only last week had to give one a blast because he wasn't looking where he was going and was on right hand side of the channel and there we were with no water left trying to avoid the blighter. And if I catch the one who disconnected my shore power cables I'll .... him.
claymore
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She was swiss - and I was only trying to help because the bin liner she was carrying looked heavy
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Claymore
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Claymore
tcm
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er but he umm SHOULD be on the right hand side of the channel?...
sailbadthesinner
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Re: any more?
Stop it stop it i am crying with laughter at that one.
I can volunteer as crew alone.
Or I could hire the sunsail fleet and create havoc in the basin as 40 boats all try to cram into one lock with 3 Fairlines in there already, with raggies having forgotten about lock and already stowed fenders.
If it Cooks Flys or Floats, Rent it.
Stop it stop it i am crying with laughter at that one.
I can volunteer as crew alone.
Or I could hire the sunsail fleet and create havoc in the basin as 40 boats all try to cram into one lock with 3 Fairlines in there already, with raggies having forgotten about lock and already stowed fenders.
If it Cooks Flys or Floats, Rent it.
KevB
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Motorboats - The next Dodo\'s?
Nice one tcm, You've got the Yotties talking about a 100m exclusion zone around their boats. I know who to blame when this is added to the COLREGS. ;¬)
what d'ya mean it's not made to get wet!!
Nice one tcm, You've got the Yotties talking about a 100m exclusion zone around their boats. I know who to blame when this is added to the COLREGS. ;¬)
what d'ya mean it's not made to get wet!!
sailbadthesinner
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Re: exactly!
Can't we dress them in pastel tank tops and blue trousers like Slimy Ken from (Howard's Way? The TV Series not the Novel)
If it Cooks Flys or Floats, Rent it.
Can't we dress them in pastel tank tops and blue trousers like Slimy Ken from (Howard's Way? The TV Series not the Novel)
If it Cooks Flys or Floats, Rent it.
Chris771
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Sometimes there are posts I should just not get involved in. Still getting over the ill feeling I apparently caused by towing a raggie up the river.
A tiny grain of sense in the back of the head tells me I should just let this one go.....;-))
A tiny grain of sense in the back of the head tells me I should just let this one go.....;-))
tcm
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Re: Motorboats - The next Dodo\'s?
Aw. 100m isn't much at sea, really. Anyway, it's all bin abandoned policewise. Indeed, I think hlb and others plan to spend the rest of the summer practising for the "Don't do this under any ciorcumstances" part of the leaflet/video
Aw. 100m isn't much at sea, really. Anyway, it's all bin abandoned policewise. Indeed, I think hlb and others plan to spend the rest of the summer practising for the "Don't do this under any ciorcumstances" part of the leaflet/video
JohnR
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Not when I am going out and he is coming in! or have they changed the rules since I took my Certificate of Incompetence?
jfm
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Re: Colregs/keep to right going both ways
JohnR....yes I think praps they have changed the rules. How old are you? 163?)
JohnR....yes I think praps they have changed the rules. How old are you? 163?
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claymore
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Dodo\'s?
Are they not the plaything of single women?
I can't see how that fits into the storyline?
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Claymore
Are they not the plaything of single women?
I can't see how that fits into the storyline?
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Claymore
tcm
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Re: wrong video shop
There will be no swiss girls carrying binliners in this video, nor will be storyline include scottish types rushing up to help them, assisting them with heavy binliner, at which she obligingly etc etc. etc. behind the bin store.
There will be no swiss girls carrying binliners in this video, nor will be storyline include scottish types rushing up to help them, assisting them with heavy binliner, at which she obligingly etc etc. etc. behind the bin store.
KevB
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Re: Colregs/keep to right going both ways
I think John means his right not theirs??
what d'ya mean it's not made to get wet!!
I think John means his right not theirs??
what d'ya mean it's not made to get wet!!
KevB
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Re: Dodo\'s?
Ok, I get to be the boat in the video with the women on the foredeck playing with Dodo's. That way no raggie is going to complain about how close I get to them.
what d'ya mean it's not made to get wet!!
Ok, I get to be the boat in the video with the women on the foredeck playing with Dodo's. That way no raggie is going to complain about how close I get to them.
what d'ya mean it's not made to get wet!!
claymore
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Re: wrong video shop
Oh I dunno - I can see a handy link to black balls.....
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Claymore
Oh I dunno - I can see a handy link to black balls.....
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Claymore
tcm
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Re: wrong video shop
hmm alright. But for the still pictures you'll have to supply your own badly-fitting rectangular black mask that goes over your eyes. You can be in the "unnneccesarily over-helpful towards others" section.
hmm alright. But for the still pictures you'll have to supply your own badly-fitting rectangular black mask that goes over your eyes. You can be in the "unnneccesarily over-helpful towards others" section.
claymore
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Re: wrong video shop
Great - have we talked payment?
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Claymore
Great - have we talked payment?
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Claymore
tcm
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Re: wrong video shop
all voluntary I'm afraid. But you do have an (admittedly still flimsy) excuse that in helping any/all of nubile crumpet with assorted boat gear/bin bags you are in fact practising for the part and it's in a good cause...
all voluntary I'm afraid. But you do have an (admittedly still flimsy) excuse that in helping any/all of nubile crumpet with assorted boat gear/bin bags you are in fact practising for the part and it's in a good cause...