gonad
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my friend has a problem he keeps on drinking cava & falling asleep on the way back 2 the boat WHAT is the cure?
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amadeus
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obviously bring the cava back to the boat and drink it on board so he can fall asleep in his bunk. simple really
jollyjacktar
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Cast him adrift
What sort of sailor is he, drinking kava???!! Why can't he drink rum like any normal person. Sounds as though he is trouble. Cast him adrift and get a proper mariner with healthy habits.
What sort of sailor is he, drinking kava???!! Why can't he drink rum like any normal person. Sounds as though he is trouble. Cast him adrift and get a proper mariner with healthy habits.
sailbadthesinner
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I have read and reread this
i cannot SEE the problem bit.
My problem is
I have run out of Cava ( actually i prefer Tattinger)
My other half will not let me get any sleep ( wants to organise a wedding so it is like 20 questions)
I donot have a boat ( cos the money is being spent on a wedding)
Now THERE's problems
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer
i cannot SEE the problem bit.
My problem is
I have run out of Cava ( actually i prefer Tattinger)
My other half will not let me get any sleep ( wants to organise a wedding so it is like 20 questions)
I donot have a boat ( cos the money is being spent on a wedding)
Now THERE's problems
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer
ccscott49
Active member
I totally agree, now theres no problem!
Seafort
New member
Drink rum (recomend Sunset) at the rate he drinks cava. Then he has to carry you back early.
Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Research required
You'll just have to find a drink he likes which doesn't cause him to zzzzzz-off. Obviously extensive and arduous testing will be required to identify the choosen bevvie, and to make sure that it has no unfortunate side effects.
Should you require assistance in this programme, please do not hesitate, etc, etc...
You'll just have to find a drink he likes which doesn't cause him to zzzzzz-off. Obviously extensive and arduous testing will be required to identify the choosen bevvie, and to make sure that it has no unfortunate side effects.
Should you require assistance in this programme, please do not hesitate, etc, etc...
jimi
Well-known member
Buy a boat immediately
Its your last chance .. you can always get another wumman, and if you've got a boat there more chance of her liking 'em. You know it makes sense .. so be a man and nae a moose ye scoose git!
Its your last chance .. you can always get another wumman, and if you've got a boat there more chance of her liking 'em. You know it makes sense .. so be a man and nae a moose ye scoose git!
sailbadthesinner
New member
Re: Buy a boat immediately
mm
am rather taken with this wumman tho. (unless pauline gets a divorce and declares her un dying love for me and is prpared to keep in the lap of luxury as her live in man but i would have to convert her to a raggie)
i had a long chat yesterday with the furture mrs sailbad about how life is too short and we should try liveabord in the med just for a year etc.
we can buy an old nich and rent the house out.
she seems willing. but i think i am kidding myself.
i am goign to have to apply to be csc's crew with mrs sailbad as hostie.
she loves englander.
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer
mm
am rather taken with this wumman tho. (unless pauline gets a divorce and declares her un dying love for me and is prpared to keep in the lap of luxury as her live in man but i would have to convert her to a raggie)
i had a long chat yesterday with the furture mrs sailbad about how life is too short and we should try liveabord in the med just for a year etc.
we can buy an old nich and rent the house out.
she seems willing. but i think i am kidding myself.
i am goign to have to apply to be csc's crew with mrs sailbad as hostie.
she loves englander.
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer
jimi
Well-known member
Re: Buy a boat immediately
Oh Dear! Symptoms are getting worse ... wedding, babies ... won't be allowed out to play, it'll be 2020 before you've got a boat .... These wummin are crafty beasties, one you're snared the domesticity will be imposed ...
Oh Dear! Symptoms are getting worse ... wedding, babies ... won't be allowed out to play, it'll be 2020 before you've got a boat .... These wummin are crafty beasties, one you're snared the domesticity will be imposed ...
sailbadthesinner
New member
Re: Buy a boat immediately
you may be right
but we 'scouse gits' can be persistent
i only sound scouse when i am at the 'pool and drunk
which is not very often (at the 'pool that is)
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer
you may be right
but we 'scouse gits' can be persistent
i only sound scouse when i am at the 'pool and drunk
which is not very often (at the 'pool that is)
Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer
steve_cronin
N/A
I doubt that remedy is worth the effort...
so go ashore with him thereby making sure that a second bottle (yours) gets back intact.
Steve Cronin
so go ashore with him thereby making sure that a second bottle (yours) gets back intact.
Steve Cronin
