tillergirl
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Report just coming in.......
A man has been arrested after being seen cruising up the Crouch with his gentalia exposed.
The man, named locally as Dan, was reported as saying that he'd forgotten about the fresh epoxy coating he'd just finished on his bow, and found himself in the unfortunate position of having glued his testicles to the bow sprit.
A large group of, mainly female, firefighters are currently employing careful use of a series of solvents in an attempt to extract him.
A firefighter spokesman described the situation as 'hard to deal with'
Its believed to be part of a strange new navigation ritual inspired by Pacific Islanders.
Locals said they are getting rather fed up of it, as its the third time this year that members of the Crouch cruising community have glued body parts to their boat, with the well publicised 'naked helming after sikaflexing' incident onboard luxury yacht Fullcircle earlier in the year receiving a great deal of publicity.
Meanwhile, the police are exploring links with an east coast resident who appears to regularly disappear off the pacific and far eastern destinations. It is believed he may be a key factor in this new fad, and is secretly distibuting hidden messages through a well known local pilotage book.
The RCYC refused to comment as they prepared for their annual Clacton Cruise