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[Roberto]

To reduce danger when sailing, always tow your liferaft already inflated.

To get rid of boats annoyingly anchored too near to yours, modify the frequency of your windlass remote control to be able to raise all the chain+anchor of your neighbour and let it slip away.

Ah! saw teethed rope cutters are a perfect tool to give potato slices the cross squared shape which is best for frying.

Red ensign advocates can have fun by hiddenly spraying red paint over their neighbours blue ensigns. And vice versa.

 

[snowleopard]

Dealing with passing RIBs & Jetskis

If they drive you mad by screaming past too close, simply connect your deck-wash pump to the holding tank and...

 

[Guest]

Make sure ....

you drag the end of the mooring rope that will go to the OTHER boat through the stinky mud first before throwing hard and high across to the maiden waiting to catch it .....

A good bit of Heavy Metal when you've had a few gets 'em going !

A real GARLIC and ONION fry-up meal when your right in the middle of a raft-up !!!

I only came - cos they said there was FREE Guinness !

 

[Guest]

Ink bombs and catapults !

But make sure the rider is not some bloody muscle man !!!!

I only came - cos they said there was FREE Guinness !

 

[Twister_Ken]

Small winds, small sails. Big Winds, big sails.

You know it makes sense.

 

[webcraft]

Drill a hole in your fridge door so you can check to see if the light goes out when you shut it.

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[Guest]

don't eat yellow snow.

 

[DanTribe]

When a yacht is flying a white ensign it means "open house, come alongside for a beer"

 

[BrendanS]

write in white! /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

<font color=white> then the raggies don't know when they are suffering from stinkies wakes. Good news is that all the stinkies are going to move to surface drives, so rooster tails will be more of a nuisance than wakes! Err, probably true, so call me a prophet in 10 years time <s> </font color=white>

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[Rowana]

When taking a drink from a river, always do it upstream of a herd of cows.