you've just described Mr B's car except there's also at least 6 empty coffee mugs on the floor in the back, lots of McD's garbage on back seat and discarded sweetie wrappers in the driver's door
these are standard fittings, which i hadn't mentioned. There are also a lot of CD containers with no cds innem and these should all be in the centre console.
Sorry, I'm with jfm on this one, VBH could make a pit stop at mine anytime. She's good fun and much better value than the fat blob on TG at present, get more info from Parkers Useless Car guide than him.
Car dealers do not belong on motoring programmes IMHO, the ponce QW used to go on bragging about all the cars he had bought at prices which were made up in his head.
Pal of mine is a specialist at CAP and he is on the phone all the time pickin their brains.
But Damon lives in Ireland. Hardly worth the effort when there's lots of others locally as quick. My guess is that it's not one driver but variety of drivers, hence the disguise.