Thursday Humour

[clyst]

Two cows in a field one said "Moooooo" the other said " You bastard I was just going to say that!!"

Oh well I thought it was funny!

cheers all Terry

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[Neraida]

Pig walks into a pub, trots upto the bar and says, "Pint of best please"

Barman says...

"&*^%!!! A talking pig!"

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[tcm]

a White Horse walks into a pub and asks for a drink.
Barman says "ooh, well we have a drink here actually named after you!"
"okay, i'll have a pint of Dobbin"

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[Twister_Ken]

A piece of rope goes in to a bar and asks for a drink.

Barman says "We don't serve rope in here".

Piece of rope leaves, goes outside, contorts itself and thrashes around on the pavement. The goes back in and asks for a drink.

Barman says, "Aren't you the piece of rope I just refused to serve?"

Rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot".

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[Neraida]

ROFL!!

2 blokes walk into a pub, one says to the barman, "I'll have a pint of best and Donkey here will have a lager"

Barman serves him and they go and sit down.

As they finish their pints the guy says "Come on Donkey, get off your arse and get the beers in" and pushes him toward the bar. The bar man say to 'Donkey', "If you don't mind me asking, why does he keep calling you Donkey"?

Donkey replies, "I dunno, eeyore,eeyore,eeyolways calls me that"
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[Peppermint]

Man goes into a bar.

Barman asks "Is that a steering wheel down your trousers"

"Yes" says the man "It's driving me nut's"

Irish woodworm goes to into a pub and asks. "Could you tell me where's your bar tender"

A woman goes into a pub and asks for an innuendo. "Certainly madam" says the barman "Would you like a LARGE one"

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