Those boat names

"Cirrhosis of the River "was my favourite, although the large Hanse called Posh Totty was the source of some merriment with the CG.
 
I had an inflatable called 'Trapped Wind'
I wanted to call my yacht 'Blow Me' or 'Passing Wind' but the wifey wouldn't allow
Parents last boat was called 'Don't Knock It'... Over or out on the VHF got a snigger
 
I've always liked Fissed as a Part!!

Although I used to crew in a National 12 called "The Arouser", called so apparently, when Kevin built it, he looked at the hull upside down, and said it turned him on.... (Understanderball)

Jon
 
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