Theft!

[pande]

What would you do if, you came home from work to discover that your mother in law had been onto your boat and stolen one of your batteries because hers were flat?? And then goes on a cruise down to Windsor with it!!


Phil

 

[Rum_Pirate]

Did she have keys or did she break in to your boat to get it?

Did she actually steal it or did she just borrow it?

 

[byron]

What would you do if, you came home from work to discover that your mother in law had been onto your boat and stolen one of your batteries because hers were flat?? And then goes on a cruise down to Windsor with it!!


Phil

Knowing your Ma-in-Law I would just grin and bear it.

 

[savageseadog]

Get her flat battery, tie it to her feet and..................

 

[oldgit]

Return the wife and tell the MIL she can keep both ?

 

[Gavinvfr]

Find a big boat and Keel Haul her!

Remember to give her a good brush so she can give it a clean as she is passing

 

[No Regrets]

Look on your good fortune, and nick her Prinny for the weekend.

Enjoy a real boat

 

[Gavi]

I think mine's broomstick uses 6v

 

[pande]

Look on your good fortune, and nick her Prinny for the weekend.

Enjoy a real boat

I can't nick the Prinny cos she's gone to Windsor on it!!

 

[pande]

Did she have keys or did she break in to your boat to get it?

Did she actually steal it or did she just borrow it?

To be fair, she did ask if she could borrow it, but only after she'd disconnected it!!

 

[pande]

Return the wife and tell the MIL she can keep both ?

I couldn't be that cruel to the MIL!! Not for just borrowing a battery LOL!

 

[pande]

I think mine's broomstick uses 6v

I'd heard she didn't charge alot or was it she didn't need alot of charge?

 

[pande]

Knowing your Ma-in-Law I would just grin and bear it.

Maybe I'll just grin... (I haven't got the b..cks to bear it)

 

[boatone]

I never thought I would see this once proud forum become a repository for MIL jokes !

 

[Ramage]

I never thought I would see this once proud forum become a repository for MIL jokes !

I bet you never thought "Legacy" would be employed as a tug either!

(Another cunning fuel saving ploy by Rebellion & Ramage!!).

 

[boatone]

I bet you never thought "Legacy" would be employed as a tug either!

(Another cunning fuel saving ploy by Rebellion & Ramage!!).

Shhhhhhh........ they'll all want to know what you're alluding to - and I couldn't possibly comment !!!

 

[No Regrets]

They use this philosophy:

Fuel fund........£5
Beer fund.....£80

The fiver gets them out of the marina, and other Bray members usually give 'em a tow home...

 

[apollo]

I think its gr8 yr MIL knows what a battery looks like and how to disconnect it! Respect!

 

[Ramage]

They use this philosophy:

Fuel fund........£5
Beer fund.....£80

The fiver gets them out of the marina, and other Bray members usually give 'em a tow home...

The caterers ran out of Rebellion on Sunday night! Grrrrrr!

 

[apollo]

What, not again!
Ru sure that was not one of the tests?
(Well done by the way!)