The Reverend tcm

[BarryH]

What he says is quiet true, and its got me thinking. Apart from the privaliged few, most of the people on this forum dont know each other from Adam. You could walk down the street, see a undesirable sort of chap, and who knows could have been me.

All this banter that goes on is at most times harmless, but from what people post it makes you wonder what they look like and what sort of person they are. Where do they fit in in the scheme of things, 9 times out of 10 I start building a subconsios, piccy of them. Take tcm, i know he wont mind, me mental picture is of a public school type, such as that Ben foggle or what ever his name was, probably something big in the city or some type of lawyer type with stripey shirt ans red braces, Dont know how accurate this is but i dont rekon i'm far off.

Only person on here that i know what they look like is Kim, the Phil Mitchell of the boating world. Then theres people like byron, paulineb, haydn and all the others, so come on then whats your mental picture of people, give us a clue

Faceless BarryH

 

[tcm]

Absolutely correct, though most people say that I look more like Brad Pitt, whoever he is.

 

[hlb]

Heres a clue Barry.

I just seem to think all others are short fat men with stubly chins. Cept Pauline that is, but we;ve got her photo!

Haydn

 

[coliholic]

Ah but some of that's your own fault for not keeping up with the plot isn't it?

If you'd been paying attention, you'd have had a look at Boatone's piccies of the the forum bash at the Wig and Pen and afterwards at tcm's London pied a terre, which gave graphic piccies of almost all attendees as well as numerous shots of DaveS's bum. And I bet it looks much like yours does. I forget Boatone's web adress thingy but no doubt he'll remind you if you ask nicely then you can have a peek and dispel any illusions you might have.

Oh and I visualise you as a dead ringer for Steve McQueen (gotta be nice to him he might introduce me to a buyer for my boat).

And before anyone reminds me that SMQ's dead, so will Barry be if he calls my beloved boat "that old tub" one more time;-)

Rev C

 

[coliholic]

I think your hearings going too your reverendness, What they actually say is you look a right twit.

 

[tcm]

The Lord God is a Vengeful God

Right that's it, my congregation's bigger than yours, we'll come over and and give you a kick in the cloisters.

 

[BarryH]

So why you got a piccy of that french early seventies cartoon, Marine boy I think it was called. and as for Steve Mcqueen. HA! you must be joking, and paulineb dont count. cos if all those photos are of here, shes kept Harley street in business single handed for at least 10 years. Any way all short fat men are raggy stick people, well most of the ones i see are, you only ever see head and shoulders over the spray dodgers.

Still faceless BarryH

 

[longjohnsilver]

Cracked actor

Surely you mean Pratt Bid!!

 

[BarryH]

Ooo Mr Caholic nearly fogot you, Umm now let me see, gotta be in your late 40s early 50s, mebe sort of grey receeding hair, bit of spread round the midriff maybe. See its all this working overseas that done it, to many busy class flights, power lunches and stuff Dunno maybe im wrong, any how Thiccy doc looked at your site, says he maybe interested will e-mail you direct, dunno how, to make appointment.

 

[coliholic]

Peace on you My son nm

*

 

[coliholic]

Nope don't sound like me at all. I'm the tall leggy blonde with the nice pink dress on. Oops looking at my holiday snaps again.

 

[tcm]

Re: 100% record so far BarryH!

Uncanny!

 

[byron]

When I put a piccie up everyone had a pop at me 'cos of my hat. I still have a piccie on my profile website though

ô¿ô

 

[BarryH]

Re: 100% record so far BarryH!

Yeah right, probably looks like Fagin, oops no thats me.

 

[BarryH]

Spose but you can get a piccy anywhere, look at colic, he had JB007, now i know that aint him, and lets face it, its well known that you have gweek blood in your viens, so dare i say it ... na dont think so, any how the piccy you got now could be you

BarryH

 

[longjohnsilver]

Exageration

It wasn't everyone Byron, only me and Arthur!! Oh and maybe Haydn, probably Pauline, definitely Colic, Matts was out of the country, Tomo had lost his specs, BarryD was seasick............................................................................

hell, yes you're right, it was eveyone.

 

[coliholic]

Oi, that weren't no JB007. Twas me before the sex change op went wrong.

 

[boatone]

Re: Those \'bum\' pictures

The piccies Colaholic refers to can be seen at
http;//www.boatsontheweb.com/forumcapers
I have to admit that they somewhat destroyed my illusions of what people look like (particularly DaveS) and I think I'd have preferred to have been kept in the dark!
Never a good idea to let fantasy become reality IMHO ...its always a let down and you cant go back to the fantasy afterwards!

As for piccies, tcm's wish to be a vicar seems to have been followed by divine intervention and I see he's now sporting a dog collar....anyone got a spare chain they don't need?
As for Haydn...well, personally I though the soap packet was good...and very appropriate for the frothing at the mouth posts he seems to excel at. See he's now found out how to b*gg*r about with the piccies so tastelessness will now set in until Kimbo decides to exercise visual censorship as well as verbal.
Personally I think it woiuld bve a good idea if we had a little bullseye on posts and then if anyone doesnt like a post we could click on the bullseye and 5 clicks would mean its gone and the poster put in the corner for a week!

TonyR
boatone@boatsontheweb.com