The evil brutal Claymore

[jimi]

Has the man no shame?

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://claymoreband0.tripod.com/>I'm absolutely dumfoonert!</A>

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[Rowana]

Ah dinna think this can be oor ain Claysie!

Ah thocht he wid be mair o' a Jimmy Shand band kind o' mannie . . .

But then agin . . .

Progress, Progress . . .

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[longjohnsadler]

With falling student numbers, and in the continued absence of 'top-up fees', you can hardly blame the man for a bit of moonlighting.
I should have guessed when I saw him in Tayvallich, stripped to the waist in the cockpit, wearing mirrored shades and playing air guitar to a heavy metal version of 'Mull of Kintyre'.
We all have a few dark secrets. Show a bit of compassion.


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[jimi]

Och that's jist the start, next it'll be "At home with the Claymore's" and we'' have to put up with watching the man's incessant gambling, Dear Hearts attempts to cook, the daughter sneaking boyfiends over the garage roof and the dog farting .. where will it all end?

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[longjohnsadler]

I thought you'd been up and down the Channel like a bride's nightie (?) but I can see you must also have been staying at Claymore Towers to get all that inside information...

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[ParaHandy]

ahm sure you're right ... jimmy aye had a soft spot with the musically challenged on ra west coast and would quite often take one under his wing .. so to speak, of course .. and teach him the finer arts o ra accordion playing. kelvin hall wiz a sell oot dae youse remember? ah've niver heard him playing - undootedly a pleasure, ahve nae doot - an nither hae i seen his moniker on ra titles but thon's a mishtake onybody could make, he wiz orra shy man, ye ken. ah bettr be getting oan, youse ken, as ah'm jist aboot tae fa' aff this seat .......

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[claymore]

Don\'t throw

Jeely pieces oot ae twenty story flats is ma new Christmas number - an ah'm wairkin oan 'Meatloaf sings Harry Lauder' - jings there's nae end tae ma talents...

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Claymore
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[paulineb]

Re: Don\'t throw

erm, subtitles please guys ? I always have to have them on when I watch Rab C ! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[longjohnsadler]

Re: Don\'t throw

Ahem, looks like the rest of the time your always taking them off.....?

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[claymore]

Re: Don\'t throw

Be careful my boy, she's a minx

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Claymore
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[paulineb]

ah - you are young grasshopper but u will learn

are you complaining my little softy yottie ? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[longjohnsadler]

Re: ah - you are young grasshopper but u will learn

Ooooooh.
No,er, ah, yes. Obviously not complaining. Just thought you know it being December'n'all you might be catching a bit of a chill and donning the thermal undies as advertised by Damart etc ( 'Laugh At The Cold!' ).
But on behalf of the rest of the forum, I must tell you that we yotties are generally hard. Hard as nails. Have to be to pull on all that rope.

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[longjohnsadler]

Re: Don\'t throw

Um, was that careful enough?

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[paulineb]

Re: Don\'t throw

Very careful ....... I didn't feel a thing /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[BrendanS]

Re: Don\'t throw

You're losing your edge!
Careful, or everyone will think you're a pussy



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[ccscott49]

Re: Don\'t throw

Just for you, a "jeelie piece" is a jam butty! or conserve sandwich for youse lot!

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