TaxCollector's cat is dead

[JohnR]

TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

His cat has stopped running - it looks sort of stuffed on my screen.

 

[hlb]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

Well its running like buggery on mine!

Haydn

 

[JohnR]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

He must have stuck Solotron in its tank then - I must admit that its running like mad this morning (is that black smoke I see behind it?)

 

[Geoffs]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

Yep, Solotron will be the trouble. What he needs is SOLTRON!

 

[Guest]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

Try X-Lax that will get the bugger running

Tim Eades
http://www.btinternet.com/~tim.eades/

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

Hey be careful, we'll report you to the RSPCA!!!

 

[ArthurWood]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

It's still running on this side of the pond. Perhaps you need Soltron in your PC.

 

[Geoffs]

That stuff...

....gets in everywhere!

 

[Guest]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

I would have thought that would have been the procedure after my next suggestion.

Shove a rocket where the sun dont shine, I'm sure that will get it's little legs going like the clappers

Tim Eades
http://www.btinternet.com/~tim.eades/

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: TaxCollector\'s cat is dead

It's not dead, just drugged, mebbe time for it to be neutered, or as the dog said to it's friends as it was being driven off to the vet, my owners must think I'm clever, they're taking me to be tutored!!