Stupid things yachties say

[Jassira]

a) it'll only take an hour or two to fix
b) it won't cost a lot to put right

 

[Tomahawk]

( apologies Tomahawk )

Cat owner to mono owner...

My boat can get upto 30 knots downwind and no rolling..

Well it can and does do 12 knots without rolling....
(I am just giving Baggy a small poke in the ribs here which he will understand)

 

[Tomahawk]

Of course that fishing boat will give way to me....

 

[Baggy]

Hiya Tomahawk

 

[Talbot]

............Clearly established boundries (my turf - your turf) makes for a happy marriage/ship.

Hmmmmm!

According to my exwife our 50-50 split was I eaned all the money, she spent it.

 

[Koeketiene]

Hmmmmm!

According to my exwife our 50-50 split was I eaned all the money, she spent it.

Sounds like the wrong sort of wife to me.

The wife & I both work full time.
We have an agreement as to who pays which bills.
Seperate bank accounts too.

 

[Talbot]

Sounds like the wrong sort of wife to me.

The wife & I both work full time.
We have an agreement as to who pays which bills.
Seperate bank accounts too.

Lucky you

My clue to situation was in the word EXwife

 

[WestWittering]

My favourite "Going somewhere nice?" No. We are love going to horrible places, where would you recommend?

Di

 

[rustybarge]

Apparently Raggies have main sheets, me I've got duvets on my mobo.

 

[Tomahawk]

Apparently Raggies have main sheets, me I've got duvets on my mobo.

I like getting three sneets to the wind...
Main
Genoa
Spinnaker

Also have a duvet on double bed! (full size)
Also like getting ... well sort of drunk

 

[Bobobolinsky]

Lock up your gear the (insert country of your own personal prejudice) are here.................Racist clap trap!

I'm not prejudiced, whenever another water gypsy pulls out I'm short of hose pipe and shore connection. Hence used to get up early check hoses and cables and wave em out of harbour.