Storm Dennis

Remember to invoke the D.E.N.N.I.S protocol:

D - Don't go outside
E - Expect travel chaos
N - No trains anyway
N - Netflix binge
I - Increase tea consumption
S - Secure your trampoline

If you don’t have a trampoline, don’t worry, one will be along in a moment.

"Tea consumption"???? Predictive text? You meant "Rum consumption" of course...
 
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Not so. Each one zooms into a flood alert. It is wet, but nowhere near a disaster. I’ve been inspecting our potential flood sites today. No issues...for us anyway.
 
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