Stiletto Circus - Ouch!
- Thread starter Major Catastrophe
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Kawasaki
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Bleedin H!
Now to bring a boaty theme to the stage
Don't invite Her onto yer RIB with those on!
Anyway, now we know how 'busy' you have been lately, no wonder you had no time to watch the Raft Race Sunday
trying
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Ouch!
Particularly the bit where she seemed to be stamping on his wedding tackle!
Particularly the bit where she seemed to be stamping on his wedding tackle!
strakeryrius
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My Aunt once tried to give my Uncle a Japanese Geisha-style massage by walking up his back - not in stilettos I hasten to add.
He was off work for a month.
He was off work for a month.
Major Catastrophe
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I have no idea how this ended up in MOBO. I am sure I posted it in The Lounge.
I expect a nice person at YBW will move it for me.
I expect a nice person at YBW will move it for me.
Smeghead
Active Member
then I never would have seen it!
AndieMac
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then I never would have seen it!
I'm not sure I wish I had
....well at least no animals were harmed 
Tresner
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I'm not sure I wish I had
The pain of it reminded me to much of my first marriage!
Sultans_Kapitein
RIP
My Aunt once tried to give my Uncle a Japanese Geisha-style massage by walking up his back - not in stilettos I hasten to add.
He was off work for a month.
That reminds me of October 2000, the night I had my heart attack! I had a 'pain' in my back, which I thought was because I had been sleeping awkwardly. My ex-wife is Thai and I asked her if she could 'massage' my back, so she obliged by walking up and down my back!! Needles to say, it did not get rid of the problem, the drugs in hospital did that
Mal
AndieMac
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Mal
Do you think the Asian lady thing, where they walk on your back, is due to them being so petite, their little hands and lack of strength can't give a man satisfying massage......or something else entirely.
Do you think the Asian lady thing, where they walk on your back, is due to them being so petite, their little hands and lack of strength can't give a man satisfying massage......or something else entirely
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Sultans_Kapitein
RIP
Mal
Do you think the Asian lady thing, where they walk on your back, is due to them being so petite, their little hands and lack of strength can't give a man satisfying massage......or something else entirely
Well my dear,
I think it started as the former, but later became corrupted to the latter Mal
