Tidewaiter2
Well-Known Member
Dear Father Christmas
I think you will have to agree that I have been very good this year. I have cleaned my teeth every night at bedtime and washed my hands every time I have been to the toilet.
I wonder if you could get me a square frying pan with a lid
I will of course leave you a nip of my finest malt, one of Dear Hearts mince pies and some carrots for the reindeers
Love
Claymore
Sorry, Claymore, I have just relinquished the role to Tom up the road, after 3 successful seasons, of undetected Santa-ism.
Why not spend the money the tooth fairy left you on the Boatie baking version + two lids = double yer burners, double yer cholestrol intake
NB the exquiste RP language of the above post, without a descent into regional patois, innit, Guv, need any requistes for the weekend?
BTW, Sod the nip, gulpers at least, plus smoked salmon on oatmeal bikkies, a jerboam of Krug, AND my pilot and observer will want a 3 course meal as well, while the Lynx is on the ground, awaiting my return-BTW, Santa doesn't do chimneys on H&S grounds.
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