How come we never win anything then?......................answer me that! We do have some Scotsmen playing for us, theres.......................Hmm. and..........................Hmm................oh! bugger it!
I admit to wearing a bloody skirt in the past, and you say we aren't humble, and i don't say b****cks, and the All Blacks are in Scotland 'cos their past is all there, and we are all faroffflung interbreds of you poms & scots who didn't give a hootnanny about rugby until we reinvented the game for your delicatation and delight, re-taught your all how to sail, and... Oh forget it, I'll do it the only way I remember me mates from the NZ highland games taught us....
take that, you, you
takers .......
From all the
's still here boating in this fine & sunny country!! .......