Johnjo
New member
Having come over to M.B a couple of times, Basicly to take the mick,
But having noticed what decent and respectable peaple you really are,
I sincerly apoligise, And would like to stay if will have me here,
Promise never to bring up the subject of sails or col-regs or any other serious
topic,Which brings me onto the next matter,Serious stuff now! Sorry
CHOCCY BISCUITS.
Totally addicted to them, Don't care what they are,As long as they are covered
in chocolate, It all started last winter, When out shopping with my good lady
noticed,Buy one get one free ad. Good idea I said to get some in for the summer
on board the boat,Bought half a dozen packs,Started storing them on board so they would'nt get eaten,Trouble was every time went shopping bought more,
Different makes different fillings,Just kept throwing them in the locker,Come summer,Hundreds of them, Decided to put a good selection in a box,With in reach of the cockpit,Absolutely fatal,Could'nt pass without grabbing some,Come dinner time,make a sandwich,no,Just grab another handful of biccy's,Even the dog drools at the sight of them,Is there a cure? Does anyone else suffer this addiction? If so ,what do you with the wrappers when at sea? Do you roll them into little balls and flick them over the side where by anyone comming up astern ,Think's its a paper chase .Or do you stuff them in your pocket,count them up at he end of the day,And promptly sit down in shock, The boat is laid up now, All the choccy biscuits are gone, How are the dog and I going to manage?
I can feel myself sinking into the depths of depression,All advice gratefully
accepted.
Mike
But having noticed what decent and respectable peaple you really are,
I sincerly apoligise, And would like to stay if will have me here,
Promise never to bring up the subject of sails or col-regs or any other serious
topic,Which brings me onto the next matter,Serious stuff now! Sorry
CHOCCY BISCUITS.
Totally addicted to them, Don't care what they are,As long as they are covered
in chocolate, It all started last winter, When out shopping with my good lady
noticed,Buy one get one free ad. Good idea I said to get some in for the summer
on board the boat,Bought half a dozen packs,Started storing them on board so they would'nt get eaten,Trouble was every time went shopping bought more,
Different makes different fillings,Just kept throwing them in the locker,Come summer,Hundreds of them, Decided to put a good selection in a box,With in reach of the cockpit,Absolutely fatal,Could'nt pass without grabbing some,Come dinner time,make a sandwich,no,Just grab another handful of biccy's,Even the dog drools at the sight of them,Is there a cure? Does anyone else suffer this addiction? If so ,what do you with the wrappers when at sea? Do you roll them into little balls and flick them over the side where by anyone comming up astern ,Think's its a paper chase .Or do you stuff them in your pocket,count them up at he end of the day,And promptly sit down in shock, The boat is laid up now, All the choccy biscuits are gone, How are the dog and I going to manage?
I can feel myself sinking into the depths of depression,All advice gratefully
accepted.
Mike
