BarryD
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Re: Ermerson, Lake & Palmer
Didin't they race for Minardi or one of the other minor Forumla one teams?
Didin't they race for Minardi or one of the other minor Forumla one teams?
Santa Claus - an engineer' perspective.
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Col
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Re: Cross Posting
Aw, ok.
I'm sorry !
and I hope you get your new " Henry LLoyd " or whatever you've wished for. I wish you a very mery Xmas
Now Bu**er off and leave me to trawl through my stash of jokes.
Now where did I put my box of Xmas crackers? ;-)
Aw, ok.
I'm sorry !
and I hope you get your new " Henry LLoyd " or whatever you've wished for. I wish you a very mery Xmas
Now Bu**er off and leave me to trawl through my stash of jokes.
Now where did I put my box of Xmas crackers? ;-)
paulineb
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Re: Emerson, Lake & Palmer
No silly. You're thinking of his Dad Fittipaldi ;-)
Pauline B
No silly. You're thinking of his Dad Fittipaldi ;-)
Pauline B
ccscott49
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Re: groan !
I'm changing my name from Colin! to....
I'm changing my name from Colin! to....
Geoffs
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Sherry
Don't foreget the sherry. Hmm, 108 miliion houses, say a 50ml glass of sherry per house, that's 5,000 million litres of sherry. He if not dead he's well rat faced!
Then if he sets foot in this country he'll be slapped in jail. No delivery to Muslims, Jews etc., that's racial descrimination.
Don't foreget the sherry. Hmm, 108 miliion houses, say a 50ml glass of sherry per house, that's 5,000 million litres of sherry. He if not dead he's well rat faced!
Then if he sets foot in this country he'll be slapped in jail. No delivery to Muslims, Jews etc., that's racial descrimination.
ccscott49
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Re: Sherry
Its a wonder the RSPCA haven't arrested him! and the government taxed him!
Its a wonder the RSPCA haven't arrested him! and the government taxed him!
BarryH
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Re: Santa Claus - an engineer\' perspective.
So just before the riendeer went supersonic pulling a 500 gazillion ton sleigh reaching the stratosphere and disapearing up ther own backsides in up puff of very hot smoke........He left you a bloody CALCULATOR!
So just before the riendeer went supersonic pulling a 500 gazillion ton sleigh reaching the stratosphere and disapearing up ther own backsides in up puff of very hot smoke........He left you a bloody CALCULATOR!
oldgit
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Re: Sherry
We are working on it. PM
We are working on it. PM
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Re: clearly you work for the uk.gov
Colin
My kids have all burst into tears you've completely ruined Christmas I hope your proud !
Colin
My kids have all burst into tears you've completely ruined Christmas I hope your proud !
ToMo
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I wish you\'d leave...
me a phone No or something! I'd like my Christmas Present before not after!
TôMö
me a phone No or something! I'd like my Christmas Present before not after!
TôMö
ccscott49
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Re: clearly you work for the uk.gov
Not this Colin surely, boo hoo
Not this Colin surely, boo hoo
peterg
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I saw Keith when he was...
in "The Nice" at Fairfield Halls in Croydon and did the organ version of 'America' complete with 10" knives in the keyboard!
in "The Nice" at Fairfield Halls in Croydon and did the organ version of 'America' complete with 10" knives in the keyboard!
BarryH
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Re: Santa Claus - an engineer\' perspective.
Only joking, but tell me where to send the cheque, i made my daughter read it, her comment was "oh well dad looks like iys going to be quiet this year then" from a 4 year old!
By the way tomo, i tried the PM thing doesnt seemed to have worked Ill give it another go, but i know i wont be able to get down to you till well after xmas, work commitments and all that
Only joking, but tell me where to send the cheque, i made my daughter read it, her comment was "oh well dad looks like iys going to be quiet this year then" from a 4 year old!
By the way tomo, i tried the PM thing doesnt seemed to have worked Ill give it another go, but i know i wont be able to get down to you till well after xmas, work commitments and all that
longjohnsilver
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Re: Santa Claus - an engineer\' perspective.
No, it's all bullshit!!
No, it's all bullshit!!
ccscott49
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Re: Santa Claus - an engineer\' perspective.
Wrong animal!
Wrong animal!