Aw, ok.
I'm sorry !
and I hope you get your new " Henry LLoyd " or whatever you've wished for. I wish you a very mery Xmas
Now Bu**er off and leave me to trawl through my stash of jokes.
Now where did I put my box of Xmas crackers? ;-)
Don't foreget the sherry. Hmm, 108 miliion houses, say a 50ml glass of sherry per house, that's 5,000 million litres of sherry. He if not dead he's well rat faced!
Then if he sets foot in this country he'll be slapped in jail. No delivery to Muslims, Jews etc., that's racial descrimination.
So just before the riendeer went supersonic pulling a 500 gazillion ton sleigh reaching the stratosphere and disapearing up ther own backsides in up puff of very hot smoke........He left you a bloody CALCULATOR!
Only joking, but tell me where to send the cheque, i made my daughter read it, her comment was "oh well dad looks like iys going to be quiet this year then" from a 4 year old!
By the way tomo, i tried the PM thing doesnt seemed to have worked Ill give it another go, but i know i wont be able to get down to you till well after xmas, work commitments and all that