"Notice to mariners LS 25739, two new obstructions are reported on the Windermere sandbank..... mariners advised to keep a close watch. Strong wind is reported in the near vicinity."
....the waves lapped lazily over the sand covered rocks and gently tickled the muscles which awoke and thrust out their hungry lips for the expected salty tang of.................
St. Andrews Local Rule 37a:
'If your ball comes to rest in the sand against any item of clothing, you are allowed to remove it with penalty of a stroke.'
The night before Penelopes wedding her friends buried her waist deep in wet sand they then tied a small pink inflatable dinghy to her back.
They thought that when the tide came in she would float clear.
But she never made it to the wedding...........