Sandy Bottom Caption

[Lakesailor]

 

[sailorman]

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[sarabande]

the surf's up a bit , for the time of year, isn't it ?

 

[Allan]

Surf? What surf?
Allan

 

[AlJones]

Beach Bitch with a rough arse!!!

If you listen real hard you can hear me giving it a slap!!!

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[whipper_snapper]

Should provide good holding.

 

[Seagreen]

If you think you're in danger of getting your fluke accidentally caught in a crevice, even on a sandy bottom, use a "tripping line".

Remember, its safer if you use a euphemism.

 

[Lakesailor]

She should be showing some sand in her tallow.

 

[Lakesailor]

I wouldn't expect a fisherman to get a good hold on that. Bruce may though.

 

[oldharry]

"Notice to mariners LS 25739, two new obstructions are reported on the Windermere sandbank..... mariners advised to keep a close watch. Strong wind is reported in the near vicinity."

 

[Lakesailor]

........is experiencing quite a breeze up the channel.

 

[pissativlypossed]

Does my thong look big in this?

 

[Lakesailor]

....the waves lapped lazily over the sand covered rocks and gently tickled the muscles which awoke and thrust out their hungry lips for the expected salty tang of.................

 

[KREW2]

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If you listen real hard you can hear me giving it a slap!!!

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If you stick your nose in it you can smell the sea.

 

[longjohnsadler]

St. Andrews Local Rule 37a:
'If your ball comes to rest in the sand against any item of clothing, you are allowed to remove it with penalty of a stroke.'

 

[cliff]

Organ grinder!
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

 

[mikemonty]

The night before Penelopes wedding her friends buried her waist deep in wet sand they then tied a small pink inflatable dinghy to her back.
They thought that when the tide came in she would float clear.
But she never made it to the wedding...........

 

[jpcarter30]

spectacular shore view...ay,ay,ya.

 

[Cutter]

do you think her nipples stick out?

 

[whipper_snapper]

Grinding with a fine grit will help your seacock to operate smoothly.