Sailing: much easier than motorboating

Aeolus_IV

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Re: B******S

Having sat on our boat and watched (while cringing) somebody trying to drive their 35+ foot power boat out of their berth and down the fairway - I can say that if you don't know what you are doing it is difficult to handle a powerboat at low speed. The chap in question missed our stern by a few feet and proceeded to "snake" down the fairway with armfulls of port and starboar lock on his steering and the bow thruster doing overtime. Halfway down the fairway you turn to starboard 90deg, at this point he got the boat sidesways and bailed out, putting the boat onto the nearest pontoon. I couldn't watch after that.

So yes, driving a powerboat can be difficult, but not all yachts are easy.

I've watched a friend on his Trintella 29 have four goes at getting out of his berth and fail - eventually working his way sideways along the fairway - long keel, transom hung rudder with aperture for prop - no prop wash to work with. We've done similar with Aeolus - offset port side prop, again no prop wash to work with.

The reason for the apparent discrimination is more likely to be (as Tome and others suggest), that these power boats are simply more expensive to repair and maintain, so it must over time make business sense to "filter" who you charter your boats to. Working on the theory that owners of power boats are likely to know how to handle them better than raggies isn't unreasonable - even if it's not necessarily right.

Still - why would I need to charter one of these anyway?

Jeff.

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Re:That smashup: my witness

Well, not very hard.

I rented this boat, and took it single handed to mercury. Anyway, i hadn't QUITE stopped so clonked the pontton. But not so any visible damage, once i had used a panscrub a teensy bit. So, not very hard, and bloke next door didn't notice.

BUT the fact that i took new-to-me sailyboat singlehanded, whereas wdn't take own powerboat singlehanded anywhere shows once again the fiendishl;y difficultness of powerboating, as opposed to also selfparkingness of sailyboats.

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Re: EasyJet Motor Boat Hire Cpy Ltd

Easing myself down the passenger exit (knotted rope 30 ft down to the tarmac) from an EasyJet plane, I reasoned just before I hit the whoopee cushion on the tarmac that the audible signal would be noted by the plane's capt and, all things being equal, the total signals so emitted would equal the number of passengers. Such attention to detail allied to these economy measures have made EasyJet synonymous with value for money ... so it was no surprise that Stellianous Stuffthelotofus has applied his business and marketing skills to the hire of motor boats and I duly gave it a try ............

Embarkation from "London" took place after a 5 hour train journey to a desolate marsh. The boats could be seen in the distance. After signing the insurance declaration with more waivers than a PFI contract the attendant swiped my credit card for a substantial sum and advised the mooring number. "Second from the right, mate, but it ain't back yet" he offered. I inquired if charts were provided. The attendant proffered a copy of an AA British Isles road atlas in exchange for a further 25 quid. The plastic cutlery and nylon "linen" bedding packs for 50 quid seemed better value. "Don't forget, mate, the tanks are full and it'll cost you 8 quid a gallon if we have to top them up and that's just for water". His briefing continued; "don't run the engines for more than 2 hours because nobody's ever run a Volvo any longer than that and if you exceed 50% of max engine rpm you'll be fined 1,000 quid per rpm in excess AND if the waves are bigger than a midge's dick you'll shake the thing to bits" .............

(quod erat demonstrandum ... said v. politely .... )



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Re: B******S

Not sure the Queen can personally intervene on account of daft twats doing things. After all, she has personally assented to all the daft stuff done by TBlair. And i bet most motorboaty owners wd know if they have a holding tank or not wdn't they? <<Ooh, that's a bit horrid - Withdrawn yerhonour.

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Re: B******S

I thought Queenie was renting her boat out in Leith these days. Not quite trips round the bay, but popular with the OAPs (can we still call them (OAPs these days?)

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Re: OAPs!

I don't think so. Anyway, they won't get old age pensions soon according to para. So we had better use some other aspect of what they do to identify them. Senios citizens is a bit orf as that identifies them as old too.

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