Sailbad's virtual reality wedding

[jimi]

Sailbad\'s virtual reality wedding

Where and when should we marry him .. or rather get him married to his beloved ?

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Sailbad\'s virtual reality wedding

could i please have all the costs spent on a boat instead
and get married in the local registry officein me oilies

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer</font color=red>

 

[claymore]

Re: Sailbad\'s virtual reality wedding

Sailbad
Contrary to the good advice offered you seem incapable of ability to desist from this course of self destruction.
Whilst part of me thinks why should he get away with remaining single, I feel almost honour bound to our gender to attempt to dissuade you from standing on into this danger.
Jimi has offered the perfect solution - a virtual wedding. Thats as close as you need to get - Kim could organise a live forum discussion so we could have virtual wedding chat - unpleasant and tiresome children could come on and make a nuisance of themselves - perhaps TCM would do the honours with a speech and certainly I will provide an unlimited supply of virtual champagne.
Think about it...

<hr width=100% size=1>regards
Claymore
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Sailbad\'s virtual reality wedding

if do stand onn this course i know i will be virtually skint
altho slavation may be at hand
at my current rate i am due to flunk graduation from the vicar's marriage school.

i stated i was only after lou's capital gains tax allowance, when asked why i was getting married. I was then asked why i hadn't married my previous. i burst out laughing and almost fell off me chair. i was pushed for an answer and i had to say 'because she was barmy'

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer</font color=red>

 

[jimi]

Father of the bride

OK TCM's fixed up for that speech, now who's doing the best man bit ?

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Guest]

What about the Virtual Reality Honeymoon..

...or maybe this is where the virtue bit fuzzy....

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[claymore]

Webcams needed

Strategically placed around the virtual virtuous couch

<hr width=100% size=1>regards
Claymore
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[Jacket]

Re: Father of the bride

Have we got enough girls on this site to be bridesmaids? Otherwise we'll have to dress jimi up in a pink, frilly dress, which wouldn't be a pretty sight!

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[claymore]

Re: Father of the bride

Well there's always Pauline and she seems to come in a range of guises - probably get a roomful with her alone.
Jimi in a Pink Dress - hmm, a lesser man might have impure thoughts.

<hr width=100% size=1>regards
Claymore
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[Mangusta]

Re: best man

I could do worst man - best woman, he sounds quite cute

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[jimi]

Worst man!

You've got to supply the wedding pressie list then for the ecstatic couple!

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[paulineb]

Re: Father of the bride

Sod the best man - I want to go to the stag night!

<hr width=100% size=1>Pxx

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.paulinebeddoes.co.uk/php-cgi/gallery>The Perils of Pauline in Pics</A>

 

[webcraft]

Re: Father of the bride

Nice Gallery, Pauline.

I see Sailbad's trouser stains have been viewed ten times.

<font color=blue>Nick</font color=blue>
<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.bluemoment.com>

</A>

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Jacket]

Re: Father of the bride

More to the point, who's Suzie? She's cute!


<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[BrendanS]

Re: Father of the bride

Stand in line, half the stinkie forum have already laid claim

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[claymore]

Byron for Father of the Bride n.m.

.

<hr width=100% size=1>regards
Claymore
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: best man

why, thank you
*flutters eyelashes*

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer</font color=red>

 

[Jacket]

Re: Father of the bride

Don't worry. After the last couple of days, I'm off women for life!

Or at least until Friday night.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[jimi]

Hands up .. so to speak ..

OK back to reality

the cast so far:

Sinbad Groom
TCM FoB
Jenny Worstman
Suzie Bridesmaid
Claymore Vicar
PaulineB Pissup organiser
Jimi MoB
Jacket Bridesmaid's friend
Observer Wedding photographer
Mangusta Filming

who wants to be the blushing bride?


<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[david_e]

Re: Blushing Bride

Surely it has to be the ex Russian trans whatever - Jemima - "Jimmie"

<hr width=100% size=1>