DFL1010
Active member
I think it was the RYA that ran a poll many years ago to find the most useless things you could have on a yacht. The top three were Pool Table, Garden Shears and a Royal Navy Officer.
There's a solution to the pool table issue:
Gyroscopic pool table for yachts and superyachts -
One ship I was on set up a putting green in the bar. The ship's rolling helped hide my lack of skill, apart from one very memorable occasion when it made a wayward shot go in the pint pot.