Pompous Boat Terminology and Boat Owners

Mine is a sailboat, unless some pretentious twat goes on to insist on knowing what kind of sailboat when I can tell them it's an Oyster (but just not a £2M+ one)...
Has your keel fallen off yet?

Round here, near where they build ye Oysters.

We have as titles for the helmsperson.
Mafi's
And
Wafi's.
Motor Assisted F********* idiot
Wind Assisted F******** idiot.
 
If as a yacht sailor you don’t want to be distinguished with a title....then who do I yell at when you do something stupid 🤷‍♂️🤔
Shout in boats general direction what ever you want, if I have been stupid your likely to get an apology. If as is more likely you are being stupid you will get told why.
 
Beachclub! - when motorboats are being reviewed. Its right up there in the triggering heights along with etymological Frankenstein's monsters such as "surveilled" , "diarized", "incentivized" or "normalcy".
 
On the Broads there are plenty of multistory motor craft with huge engines that never go to sea, but are confined to the area with a 6mph speed limit. Those are definitely owned by people who have a sense of superiority...

Americans refer to any sailing boat with a lump of lead down below to keep it upright, as a keelboat.
Here in Norfolk at least,
a Keelboat is an open boat with a lump of lead down below.
A yacht is a sea going type of sailing craft. Also known as a production cruiser.
A Broads design of sailing craft is normally called a sailing cruiser. Though occasionally called a broads yacht.
A single story motorboat normally with forward control is called a bathtub.
Isn't there a tupperware class as well? I last lived on the Broads in 1976 so could be a bit out of date 😀
 
Further to the discussion of what is a yacht, this BBC video story may be of help...or not, lol Luxury yacht sinks after catching fire in California . Given the amount of ammunition that was on board I wonder if this was not a luxury yacht but a private man-o-war?
As well as putting everyone at risk of the ammo cooking off...you get a lot more yacht for a million dollars there than you do here
 
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