Polish ? Sorry but I just had to put this here

[byron]

A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he

rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a

divorce for him...


The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the following questions:


Have you any grounds? –
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.


No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? –
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? –
No, we have carport, and not need one.



I mean. What are your relations like? –
All my relations still in Poland.



Is there any infidelity in your marriage? -
We have Hi-Fidelity stereo and good DVD player.



Does your wife beat you up?! –
No, I always up before her.



Is your wife a nagger? –
No, she white.



Why do you want this divorce? –
She going to kill me.



What makes you think that? –
I got proof.



What kind of proof? –
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at

drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover".