Points of Sail

[AlexL]

I'm sorry I haven't a clew

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[celandine]

" I don't care if you were parascending; I was the stand on vessel!"

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[Kristal]

Rare giant high-speed Silkworm captured in Loch

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[StugeronSteve]

I told you this sleeping bag would stretch if you washed it. We'll never get it back in the fecking stuff sack now.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[KevB]

Excellent /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[KevB]

I'm telling you.... it's not going to make a blind bit of difference.... THERE'S NO WIND!!!

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[StugeronSteve]

"Feck me Jimi's coming. Activate the cloaking device Dear Heart."

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[tome]

There's yards and yards where that came from...

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[KevB]

No more lonely nights at sea he thought when he answered the add for a blow up sex toy. Little did he realise bestiality toys were life size. This now left him wondering if his elephant doll would fit in the double bunk!!

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[Kristal]

"I never thought I'd be able to use these king-size Condoms, but the sail won't get damp in storage now!"

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[claymore]

Ye bunch of raggie-arsed miscreants

Whit yin scallywag Jimi didnae tell ye is that we'd flown ra thing perfectly fer hours and had got bored so decided tae inspect the needlework.

Dear Heart saw it some weeks later and declared it tae be green - Green fer Goads sake - it is Grey is it no?

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[LadyInBed]

I said the boat cover didn’t go round the forestay.

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[Aja]

I Agree with DearHeart Its

<font color=green>GREEN</font color=green>

Donald

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[claymore]

Re: I Agree with DearHeart Its

AAAARRGGGHHHHH
have ye nae loyalty tae yer gender man?

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[Aja]

Re: I Agree with DearHeart Its

Well known fact that only males are colourblind.

Did Remnant Kings have a sale?

Donald

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[claymore]

Re: I Agree with DearHeart Its

Have you no shame Donald - That is the finest Owens could spin
Lovely picture of Rona


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[BrendanS]

Re: I Agree with DearHeart Its

Grey scaffolding sheet! You nicked it from here, didn't you! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

 

[janeK]

Re: Ye bunch of raggie-arsed miscreants

Sorry Claymore definitely green

<hr width=100% size=1>If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.

 

[Aeolus_IV]

In the style of the Olympics

10 points for close hauled (not pinching)
8 for a fetch
5 for a beam reach white sails only
10 with symetric spinaker
8 with cruising chute
3 for a deep reach
7 for dead down wind
10 for down wind running the main by the lee

Score for vessel as presented: 0

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[Aja]

".....Claysie, when I did my YM they told me to collapse the spinnaker behind the main... think I'll go back and tell 'em I don't need a main....."

Claysie thought hard for a suitable riposte..."Jimi ma son, yer arse is oot the windae...."

Donald

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