Passenger/crew without passport in Greece

[kingsebi]

I have a reek of desperation that certain women find attractive

The Mother Teresa type?

 

[Bouba]

The Mother Teresa type?

Usually women who like a man to kick around

 

[Major_Clanger]

Or the less remote chance a bunny boiler who doesn't legally exist, cuts him up into small pieces, and feeds him to the fishes .

There's another option to consider...... Stash her on the boat, put Clannad on the stereo (or some other vegan-friendly musak), woo her with mung beans laced with Rohypnol, perform the act of frightfulness itself upon her lithe (but hairy) body and then, before leaving Greek waters, cut her into bite-sized pieces and give them to the fish. No ID, no hippy, no evidence.

 

[Irish Rover]

I think this thread might be going more than a bit overboard. A bit of banter and craic is fine but there's a limit.

 

[Major_Clanger]

I think this thread might be going more than a bit overboard. A bit of banter and craic is fine but there's a limit.

Oh dear, did you think I was actually being serious?