panto act 2 - snow white 7d's, RobinsonC and thick plot

[catmandoo]

Re: I`m outa here!!

By the way Snowwhite The Frog Prince is still waiting for his kiss for the second instalment to continue

 

[powerskipper]

Re: I`m outa here!!

Well snow white , is slightly taken aback by this statement, so she turns her back on the frog and has a practise kiss on her hand, smooooooooooch.

She turns back picks up the frog and says"lets try again"


she licks her lips and puckers up.......................................
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there is a




bang




loads of smoke




and the frog turns into








Harry the Donkey,

hhhmmm says snow wight,


the dwarfs are now in fits of giggles,




all eight of them!!!!!!!!!!



they rush up the HARRY and climb on his back,


and with buckling legs and being pushed by snow wight, they exit stage left,



INTERMISSION.

 

[ShipsWoofy]

Re: I`m outa here!!

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the dwarfs are now in fits of giggles

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Surely you meant the Keepers of the forest!

 

[catmandoo]

Re: I`m outa here!! Harry the Donkey

Ah Harry the Donkey every person wants him to carry a heavy load .

Little Donkey , Little donkey , with a heavy load etc (sung by Snow White )


On his back is a catamaran which he has hauled out of the water .

He trudges up the ramp ,

clippety clop , clippety clop , clippety clop

All of a sudden from under a pontoon comes this horrible voice


Im a Troll Bowley Roll ,

Im a Troll Bowley Roll,

Im a Troll Bowley Roll

And Ill eat you for my Supper


Little donkey then says in a timid voice


Oh Mr troll please don't eat me

if you will wait a while you will see Big Bad BrendanS

You will recognse him because he looks like a boat stuck on the end of a pointy rock

And he is always tweaking nipples


So the Horrible Troll goes back under the ponton and the Little Donkey climbs up the top of the ramp to meet Snowwhite who (after he has put the boat on the hard, jet washed it and given it a rub ready for next years antifoul ) gives him a hug and a kiss -----!!!!!!!! &&&&&&&

Suddenly there is an almighty roar , (like an outboard on test in a 40 gallon drum)

followed by a sound like a thousand sanders removing old antifoulant and Cinderella looks with amazement as Harry the Donkey sheds his outer hairy , barnacle infested skin, straightens up to turn into Handsome Prince Charming .


Snow white then says " Prancing Powerskippers, Yodelling Yachtmasters , Magnificent Motorboats , Dirty Diesel etc. etc "( Producer's comment "this is a childrens show , no swearing allowed )

The Prince says I will take you away on my magnificent chariot to some desert island where we can drink wine , eat good food and perhaps play scrabble "


Snowwhite full of admiration says "


( to be continued by Power skipper )

 

[powerskipper]

Re: I`m outa here!!

I don't mind what they are the keepers of as long as they keep their hands to themselves /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[powerskipper]

Re: I`m outa here!! Harry the Donkey

What an offer, all that sun and sea,

You do mean a tropical Island and not Greenland!!!!

Can I drive the Chariot, It looks fun /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

food sound good and wines as long as its good quality, I hate hangovers,

but scrabbel........well ..................mmm.................... I f you let me cheat a bit, as I always loose at that game,


Card are more fun.


I know lots of card games /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



and will be be back in time for Xmas as I have to cook the dinner /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[catmandoo]

Re: I`m outa here!! Harry the Donkey

yes Sicily Wine Donna Fugata

Scrabble well there are forfeits for losing

Like diving overboard to scrape off the coral and barnacles amongst the jelly fish in the Messina Straight

As far as card games are concerned . Do you know "Strip Jack Naked" ?

However you have to watch out for BIG BAD BRENDAN S who is always prowling about

One forfeit is to skipper a sword fish boat from the top of a tower on the boat (see my PIC on Frapper )

 

[powerskipper]

Re: I`m outa here!! Harry the Donkey

some of that sounds fun /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[catmandoo]

Re: I`m outa here!! Harry the Donkey

Which bit do you like the most ? the sword fish boat hs a dog at the end of the long bowsprit type gangway

 

[powerskipper]

Re: I`m outa here!! Harry the Donkey

the boat bit, on top of it bit /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif