OOOh I've got chapped lips

[iangrant]

OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

That Tomes boat Amaya no hand cream or lip gloss.

My lips are in tatters

Ian

 

[iangrant]

Re: OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

Oh and never mind my bloody liver!!

Ian

 

[Riggy]

Re: OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

[ QUOTE ]
That Tomes boat Amaya no hand cream or lip gloss.

My lips are in tatters

Ian

[/ QUOTE ]

Did you hear the one about the gay Eskimo?
He hung his todger out side his igloo HOPING to get a chap on it!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[tome]

Re: OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

[ QUOTE ]
That Tomes boat Amaya no hand cream or lip gloss.

My lips are in tatters

Ian

[/ QUOTE ]

Lanolin not good enough, you old tart?

 

[tome]

Re: OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

[ QUOTE ]
Oh and never mind my bloody liver!!

Ian

[/ QUOTE ]

Indeed. And I hope you'll replace the bottle of Woods rum you sucked dry.

 

[BrianJ]

Re: OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

KISS ME
OOOOOHHHHH

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: drinking with s\'butters ....

Herewith list of the dangers (but liver seems OK?):

Higher risk of casual sex leading to unwanted pregnancies and the spread of sexually tranmitted diseases
Socially inappropriate actions, bad jokes, dreadful chat-up lines, arguments, fights, vomiting, petty crime, going further than you want to with your girl/boyfriend.
Risk of accidents at work, home or on the road
Criminal activity linked to drinking

 

[iangrant]

Re: drinking with s\'butters ....

And a classic line sunday morning.........

We can't have the engine on I'm not fit to operate machinery!


Ian

 

[Das_Boot]

Re: drinking with s\'butters ....

In South Africa they are using lip ice as an aids prevention device.
It keeps the chaps away.

 

[Gordonmc]

Re: OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

Stop kissing the mirror!

 

[Gunfleet]

Re: drinking with s\'butters ....

You forgot 'taking your clothes off and doing the Funky Chicken past a Thai restaurant in Cowes'.

 

[Das_Boot]

Re: drinking with s\'butters ....

[ QUOTE ]
In South Africa they are using lip ice as an aids prevention device.
It keeps the chaps away.

[/ QUOTE ]

I forgot that one needs to rub the lip ice arround ones r**g to keep the chaps away.

 

[iangrant]

Re: OOOh I\'ve got chapped lips

seem to remember an empty bottle of Glenmorangie rolling around too.

Ian