Off on a targa

[sailbadthesinner]

Am off on Targa for few days out of Porto Portals in Sept.

Being a raggie i am short on a few items

I need one of those natty captains hats ( more scrambled egg the better)
oh and some decent fake tan
is a gold id bracelet de rigeur or is that very last year

anyone know a good supplier?

finally
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A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the
problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises."
replies the man "Blimey!" says the doctor, How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."

...It was like that when i found it!

 

[wakeup]

Don't forget the stick on tatoos and wrap around shades.

yada yada..

 

[Guest]

If you find a decent supplier of surgically enhanced blonde bimbettes, could you drop me a PM?

TIA

 

[petem]

Don't forget your road atlas so you'll know where you're going. There might be one in the inflight magazine that would be ideal for navigating.

 

[ccscott49]

You'll also need a big fat cigar to stuff in yer' face aswell!