oldsaltoz
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A NOT-SO-DESERTED ISLAND!
Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a
Caribbean
cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat
sinks. He
finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other
people, no
supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the
most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he
asks her,
"Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed
here
when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash
up withyou."
"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw materials I
found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches, I wove
the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a
Eucalyptus tree."
"But-but, that's impossible," stutters Ed. "You had no tools or hardware.
How did you manage?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the
island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if
I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable
ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the
hardware."
Ed is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says.
After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.
As Ed looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a
stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, he
could only stare ahead, dumbstruck.
As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but
I call it home. Sit down please. Would you like to have a drink?"
"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut
juice."
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a
Pina Colada?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts, and they sit down on her
couch to talk.
After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to
slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a show and
shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
No longer questioning anything, Ed goes into the bathroom. There,in the
cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow
ground edge are fastened onto its end inside of a swivel mechanism.
"Wow! This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"
When returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically
positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit
down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,"We've been out
here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure
you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all
these months. You know..."
She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing: "You
mean----", he swallows excitedly, "I can check my e-mail and log onto
YBW.com from here?"
Avagoodweekend......
<hr width=100% size=1> Old Salt Oz /forums/images/icons/cool.gif Growing old is unavoidable. However, growing up is still optional.
Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a
Caribbean
cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat
sinks. He
finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other
people, no
supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the
most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he
asks her,
"Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed
here
when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash
up withyou."
"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw materials I
found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches, I wove
the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a
Eucalyptus tree."
"But-but, that's impossible," stutters Ed. "You had no tools or hardware.
How did you manage?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the
island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if
I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable
ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the
hardware."
Ed is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says.
After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.
As Ed looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a
stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, he
could only stare ahead, dumbstruck.
As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but
I call it home. Sit down please. Would you like to have a drink?"
"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut
juice."
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a
Pina Colada?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts, and they sit down on her
couch to talk.
After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to
slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a show and
shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
No longer questioning anything, Ed goes into the bathroom. There,in the
cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow
ground edge are fastened onto its end inside of a swivel mechanism.
"Wow! This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"
When returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically
positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit
down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,"We've been out
here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure
you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all
these months. You know..."
She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing: "You
mean----", he swallows excitedly, "I can check my e-mail and log onto
YBW.com from here?"
Avagoodweekend......
<hr width=100% size=1> Old Salt Oz /forums/images/icons/cool.gif Growing old is unavoidable. However, growing up is still optional.
