News at 20:10

[paulineb]

Good evening. This is your on the spot reporter in the village of Charlton. Arrived on the scene at the Perrott household 10 minutes ago to find Chrispy writhing in agony after falling down the stairs. Shoulder and ribs are the main problem but being a male one can never tell if the whingey bugger is really in pain or just being a bloke.

Having turned up at my bedside in A&E last week and made me laugh in my hour of pain, I am unable to give an unbiased report on this situation cos I can't wipe the smile off my face, suffice it to say I got an extreme reaction when I poked my finger in his ribs and asked 'does it hurt there?'

Everyone say ahh !!!!!!

Pxx

 

[MarcusMan]

Owwww!

Ahhhh!

*Grin*

 

[eddieperkins]

Pauline,
I recon all this hospital malarky warrants a nursy uniform piccy. All those in favour say Aye!!!!
Eddie
PS, I hope you are feeling better now.

 

[david_e]

Singing and all that...

Charlton eh? Sure that this wasn't a suicide attempt following Sundays visit from Fergies Angels?

Won't mention the hammers 'case it reminds you of stones!!

Nice to see you back P. D