This is awful! Reminds me of that dreadful song Float On which probably heralded the downfall of R1 "...and I like a woman who eats chips with mushy peas + vinegar and a pickled egg..." or whatever.
Sent this to my 23 yr old daughter. Current boy friend useless! If it works out I'll claim $10,000! Won't buy much of a boat though. Not even set of cutlery for a Leopard.
I wonder if we could talk him into wearing a yellow t-shirt, then we could send him Suzanne's details and get a few quid for Chrispy to spend on his Humber
my wife eats chips with mushy peas + vinegar and a pickled eggs! i could also sell her, to pay for some... how much ply could you buy for $10000?...Hmmmmm