Naughtical Seduction Techniques

[jimi]

No 6 was OK, I'd already sorted out 2,4 & 5 as you can see ... bloody silicon gets everywhere you know ... as you know I'm a cool surf hang five surf dude too ..

 

[longjohnsadler]

Think this is unlikely.
His official title is Scottish International Sex Symbol Including Expats (SISSIE)

 

[Steve Clayton]

Tell 'em you've got a 12" tongue and that you can breath through your ears.

Never fails!!!

 

[Andrew_Fanner]

Tell them that the boat you are on is actually your tender, your actual yacht is too deep draughted for these waters and s you have left her in (nearest deep water port)

 

[bumblefish]

Three of them are clearly real blondes as they have a problem with 'numbers'!

 

[Lakesailor]

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Three of them are clearly real blondes as they have a problem with 'numbers'!

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But not with cheeks, of which they each seem to have two, and possibly better fendered than the brunettes'.

 

[jimi]

Farting Competition

Actually I think its a farting competition, the clue is in the sailing instructions in front of them!

 

[graham]

Re: Farting Comp

You guessed correctly Jimi ,no 6 was disqualified when traces of vindaloo showed up during random drugs testing. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[cliff]

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As the only alternative international sex symbol in the forum I wish to realise my full potential. What techniques do you apply and how succesful are they?

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20nm offshore.........
Him "Can you swim?"
Her "No"
Him "So you ???? then!"

or

20nm offshore.........
Him "Can you swim?"
Her "yes"
Him "All the way to the shore?"
Her "No"
Him "So you ???? then!"
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[Deleted member 478]

Or....

"Have you got any South African in you"?
"No".
"Want some"?

 

[StugeronSteve]

Just the thing for showing off yer moves.....

click here..