National Talk Like a Pirate Day

[Althorne]

Now 'ear ye this ye scurvy swabs. It be 17.10 and I've still to see (thru me good eye) any proper talk on this ere' pirates day. So avast ye drunken dogs an' get preaching in prober fashion or it's ye ol' black spot fur the lotter ya!
Bugger Captn Flint's just crapped on me bloody shoulder again.
(shouts) Mum - come an' wash this off for me I'm busy typing on the forum.

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[HeadMistress]

Har, ya puny swabby! If you're gonna talk like a pirate, where's your pirate name? Ya don't know??? What kind of worthless rail meat are ye???

To learn what yours is, go here: http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

Signed,

Captain Morgana Kidd

<hr width=100% size=1>Peggie Hall
Specializing in marine sanitation since 1987