JumbleDuck
Well-Known Member
No moa, please.
Report them to the beak.
There's a lot of huffin and puffin here!
The usual owls of derision, I see.
I had a very tired little bird crash land into the cockpit...a Meadow Pippit that had presumably been blown offshore and was exhausted and in need of somewhere to land and rest.
It's lift out season.
Maybe it was a crane.
The usual owls of derision
That would require a l-owl-oader...
Now, now...don't start parroting each other.
Toucan play that game.
I noticed a spider high up on my sail a fortnight back, holding on as best he could, upwind. I didn't like his chances...
...and five minutes later I could see him, hanging on to an invisible silk thread, high up, two feet behind the transom...
...I went head to wind, he climbed up onto the boom end, I grabbed him and put him on the cockpit floor. He crawled into one of my stern-drains, which I only open when ashore to let rain and wash-down water out. In truth, he was an ugly little devil I might have squished if I'd seen him ashore, but, as a fellow sailor, I played God and put him in the grass.
That would require a l-owl-oader as well ...
This thread is crake-ing at the seams and about to go off the rails.
I'd rather have a skua jabbed in my eye.