My pigshit of a husband ....

Don't rememeber anything I wouldn't eat.......................although there was this little thing in Nigeria I refused to eat!!

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Ducks! Of course! Anybody knows you use 1/2" ball bearings for deer! 1" for elephants! Bloody hell where've you been! I thought you were a Scot!

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Ah usually just use a gin trap fur ra sma stuff, mah club fer ra cuty eyed beasties, an a effin big spear fur ra big woolly mammoths etc.

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Whaurs Ludd?? If it's any whaur near tae Auchenshuggle, we hae plenty o' wee beasties roon there fur bangin' oan ra napper. They're called Tattiebogles. Tasty.

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